[clang]
CORPSE COLLECTOR: Bring out your dead!
NOVELL: Here's one.
CORPSE COLLECTOR: Nine pence.
SCO: I'm not dead!
CORPSE COLLECTOR: What?
NOVELL: Nothing. Here's your nine pence.
SCO: I'm not dead!

Dragon Age:

I got boned by that "Keep" DLC with the storage box. I made it to the top of the Keep, killed everything, on the way out I notice that Picture you click to make a chest pop out of the wall..I'm overloaded so, Hey I'll just bop down to the storage box, unload and come back.

NOPE! Since I "Beat" the Keep , the doors now no longer open, Chest lost forever. I was so pissed.

They could have just dumped that damn storage box at camp since the door to the keep was closed forever after you beat it. I paid for that damn Keep and now I can't enter it? What Bullshit.

This sounds like "let's include more stuff like "Visions" and "I'll get By" where the artist is happy we included them in our game, not like those big rock stars with their big egos and good music and wanting a decent royalty, a pox on them!"

I use VB.NET (2005 and up) mostly at work. Back in the olden days when I was in college, we learned, in order. BASIC 1 & 2, FORTRAN, COBOL 1 & 2 and then ASSEMBLER for your degree.

I was a VIC-20 hacker and then moved to C-64 and then ATARI 800XL (mixing basic and ML) before I started my college days. When Turbo C came along I bought that and learned a bit on my own, by that time they were also teaching that at the college I had went to so I went back and took a semester of C.

I like all those languages, but BASIC is still my favorite. I'll take an app I've coded here for work, and for fun, recode it in C# (or even C...C++ I consider a nightmare), but really, there is no difference anymore speed wise for your basic apps. Yeah, I'm not writing device drivers or sending bits through serial ports or IN and OUT ing to the sound card, but then not everything needs to be coded to the bare metal ALL THE TIME. When it's required I can do it, but most of the time, it's not

Yeah, back in the day I ditched basic for a while and used C because the basic interpreters were slow. But today, I'm happy with VB.NET (and C#).

I'll never understand the hate for BASIC. It's a tool, you can use it right or you can use it wrong.

Oh brother you're on a roll, where's the "douchebag with mod points" report button?

You modded the Parent troll? Got a stick up your ass or something? That was funny.

Isn't this how the lastest guy who claimed to hack the PS3 did it also? Copycats! :)

I heard they were going to use dead cats, but the "101 Uses for a Dead Cat" publishing lobby vetoed that idea as changing the title of the book series to 102 would be too costly.

1. Create Pseudonym of Harrington Carnegie Bartholomew & pimp newly created blog to /.
2. ???
3 Profit!

Well, as car analogies go, compared to what I've seen here before it's a pretty good one.

*Specifically, the cushion of water between your brain and your skull. The brain bumping around your skull is what gives you the hangover. The little bottles of liquid you put in your gas tank when you have water in the line? Alcohol! It evaporates the water in the line just like drinking gets rid of the cushion around your brain. So try to drink water while, or directly after, drinking.

*A Doctor told me this (could very well not be true. I am not a doctor but it sounded reasonable at the time.)

Leave it to the Japanese to somehow work tentacles into the ailment!

:)

less than free?

is that like, "None more black."

:)

April 1st already? Seriously, WTF?

I just gotta...
I, for one, welcome our Bioengineered, Chomping Teeth of Death Mouse Overlords!