than a pumpkin spice latte sipping basic bitch.

The bill doesn't limit itself to ISPs, it applies to pretty much anything that makes accessing the Internet possible.

"A person who manufacturers, sells, offers for sale, leases, or distributes a product that makes content accessible on the Internet shall: "

A VPN client easily falls under this statute. As does a 14.4k baud modem.

And besides, it's not like politicians have ever cared if a law is feasible or enforceable.

Nothing of value was lost.

While she's at it, she can also blame NFL player protesters, Equifax, Super Storm Sandy, and 9-11.

I know. Cry me a river. amiright?

It's called money, dumbass.

Is this how they lost contact with their alien overlords?

BleachBit.

Microsoft has previous history with Uniloc over Windows XP activation - and settled for an undisclosed amount after a $300 million judgement was thrown out. So, don't count on Microsoft being heroic in this action.

I get penetrated by the government with every goddamn paycheck.

I don't even know where to start. I mean, come on. I guess I should be surprised since France permits one to marry a dead person. http://www.thelocal.fr/2014022...

I occasionally read about parents in affluent Marin, CA whining about this. In fact, there was a movement to prevent PG&E (the local power company) from installing real-time meters that transmit usage over radio because they were afraid it could hurt them. I remember seeing a parent interviewed on the evening news, with her kid in the background playing on an iPad. Did I mention that Marin also has one of the lowest child immunization rates in the country? Yeah. These are people that get all their "facts" from Pintrest and Jenny McCarthy.

I guess slashdot is going to let us know whenever people are idiots and can't follow directions. Thanks.

These advertisers have simply overwhelmed and saturated the user experience of so many web properties to the point where they aren't tolerable. Try to going to any wikia.com site without adblock and see how slowly it loads and how impossible it is use the site. Frankly, slashdot is among the worst offenders. I just visited halo.wikia.com and ABP reported 25 blocked adverts. It's pretty much out of control. I mean fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!

Where are mod points when I need them?