Comment Re:Somebody (Score 1) 250
So if I'm understanding this right. The network spamming "enhancement" products has shrinkage? How ironic.
Comment Re:Bout time... (Score 1) 157
Gamers will not play a game with anything less than brilliant graphics.
Starcraft2? Yeah, I thought so.
Comment Oblig Simpsons (Score 1) 520
Nurse my catheter is full and my IV is empty.
*switch switch*
All better.
Comment Missing Option: (Score 1) 373
Laptop. I type far faster than I write, not only that I can actually read what I wrote after.
Comment Re:The poll hates me (Score 1) 274
Same. I debated on how to answer. Then I closed my eyes and picked the last option.
You'd still be looking at your eyelids though.
Comment Re:Hackers have a new window (Score 1) 282
Ah, but is "Do no Evil" the same as presenting "Opportunity for Evil"? We'll see how Google handles it.
Comment Cash Cow (Score 1) 400
Now you'll just be forced to buy a "premium" copy of the game if you want a hardcopy manual. Even worse, be forced to buy a strategy guide.
After DNA Misuse, Researchers Banished From Havasupai Reservation 332
bbsguru writes "A court settlement has ended a controversial case of medical privacy abuse. From the NYTimes: 'Seven years ago, the Havasupai Indians, who live in the deepest part of the Grand Canyon, issued a 'banishment order' to keep Arizona State University employees from setting foot on their reservation, an ancient punishment for what they regarded as a genetic-era betrayal. Members of the tiny tribe had given DNA samples to university researchers starting in 1990, hoping they might provide genetic clues to the tribe's high rate of diabetes. But members learned their blood samples also had been used to study many other things, including mental illness and theories of the tribe's geographical origins that contradict their traditional stories.'"
Comment Re:Perhaps UW should change its mascot? (Score 1) 102
Q: So why don't Wisconsin men date Minnesota women?
A: Have you ever seen what a Badger does to a Gopher hole?
I just love to see our taxes hard at work.
Comment Re:Shoot down at 10,000 feet is easy (Score 1) 200
It could very well be that the missiles are more expensive than the blimp...
Comment Re:Um, I'm doubtful (Score 1) 362
Uhg I hate being called and put on hold immediately. Sometimes I just put the phone on mute and set it down. If they waste my time. I'll waste theirs.
Comment Re:MS needs to be thinking about the 720 (Score 1) 169
...how about making your online architecture a little more friendly to MMO's? The PS3 has several in the pipeline, and you don't have any. There are only so many FPS's and racing games I can put up with before I want some innovation. Backwards compatibility probably wouldn't hurt either. Just my opinion.
Champions Online (see: MMO) is slated for a 360 release at somepoint in the future. At one time Age of Conan was, but that seems to have vanished.
Comment Re:Hmmmm (Score 3, Interesting) 94
You know there's a full length episode of Hypnotoad on the movie DVDs. Believe it was Bender's Big Score.
Comment Re:S*** happens (Score 1) 72
Well McAfee certainly isn't amoung the best of us...
Comment Re:Missing Option (Score 1) 548
Missing Option: Law Enforcement
Missing Option: ALL of the above
