BFG? BFD.

Just kidding! Geez *ducks*

HAH

Really? How can I find one of these jurisdictions? Also, if you want to take Motorola to small claims court, can you require that the case be heard in your district, or do you have to go to them to have the case heard? Because last I heard, if you want to sue someone in small claims court, but they live in Utah and you live in California, you have to go to Utah to have the case heard.

*takes notes furiously*

... and therefore reason why this video is advertised.

Uhm, because it's entertaining?

Wow. I've just realized that I've been pronouncing his name wrong my whole life. I said it "Knuth" like "rough". To think it took two smart-asses on Slashdot for me to finally get it right. Here is a perfect example of why funny mods should incrase karma.

I keed, I keed.

It's the math of Kahn ;)

You could always, you know, go to newsweek.com and try it.

Hint: it works

What utopia do you live in? Do you seriously believe that raising the speed limit will eliminate speeding? If the speed limit were 75 mph on the freeway (average speed of the swarm, from my experience), you honestly believe that these same people would not average over 75? The reason we drive over the limit now isn't because 65 is too slow. It's because driving 10 mph over is a calculated risk. How fast can I drive over the speed limit to improve my travel time while still avoiding being completely fucked in the ass if a cop stops me?

Also, I like how your solution to people breaking a law is to change the law so that people aren't breaking it. That's like saying "dammit, people keep robbing convenience stores and gas stations! Obviously it's the will of the people to rob those places because it keeps happening, so let's make it illegal only if you knock over two convenience stores in a day!"

Hahah, God I nearly pissed myself laughing at this one. Certainly underrated :)

And you figured that bit out by messing with the programming code and not actually playing through that far, right? Right?

... Hello?

Actually, I'm glad that he didn't link to it. I swear, every other story on Slashdot has some comment with a link to XKCD. Hey, we get the jokes. All of us read XKCD. You don't link to a video of Yakov Smirnoff every time you make a Soviet Russia joke, do you?

"Tycho's" literary voice is one of my favorites. It flows well and sounds more like ironic Moby Dick than Moby Dick.

At the risk of being modded off-topic, I'm downloading now and plan to seed for as long as I can :)