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Comment Decoy? (Score 1) 550

if you think this is a real possibility in your line of work, there's always the classic teenager move - the decoy account. The decoy account using your real name gets very bland, vanilla posts with bland, vanilla pictures, just active enough to make it look real (Mary Sue now LIKE'S the United Way and Habitat for Humanity). The other account with a fake name has those ones of you with the stack of red solo cups on your head while you're passed out and the sharpie drawings all over your face. The employers get free access to your decoy account, which not coincidentally, links to your parents' accounts and other decoy accounts.

Comment Re:Big Brother is speaking (Score 1) 370

I want one of these for my next flight.

Using a cell phone after the door is closed and the flight attendant told you to turn your phone off?

Five year old loudly announcing their boredom every 30 seconds?

and the best...

Pilot refusing to stop announcing that on the left is the Grand Canyon, what the ground wind speed is at our destination, and giving a special welcome to our frequent fliers?

Comment Then why... (Score 5, Insightful) 438

Don't carriers drop Apple? "We'll lose money on every transaction but make it up in volume" has nevevr worked.

Or, is it that profits are reduced, not eliminated? Value destruction means losing money, not reduced margins. Pretty important to distinguish. If they were losing huge buckets of money, we wouldn't see carriers clamoring to carry the devices. OTOH, selling at reduced margins at high volume can potentially be profit maximizing (e.g., Wal*Mart).

Comment Head to Hawaii... (Score 5, Informative) 321

They've been there, done that:

http://www.punageothermalventure.com/

A 30 MW plant producing heat and energy from the world's most active volcano. An 8 MW addition was just approved, and the utility (HELCO) is looking to expand even further:

http://www.hawaii247.com/2012/01/06/helco-announces-plans-to-expand-geothermal-energy-on-the-big-island/

If there is an area that has a shot at 100% of their electricity from non-petroleum sources, it's the Big Island, with abundant wind, solar and geothermal options.

Comment Re:Not exactly. (Score 4, Insightful) 469

Dramatic oversimplification, but that's common in armchair marketers. After all, everyone's an expert in marketing, right?

Not so much.

An antecedent post got it right - marketing is assessing customer needs, assessing product features, communicating how they align, and influencing product development when they don't. Examples like Axe are fine in the consumer packaged goods industry, but you don't sell corn on sexy. You don't sell industrial supplies on rockstar vibe. You don't sell ERP systems on hipster cool. You do sell iPads and shower soap that way, true; but that isn't a representative sample of the world economy.

Sales is convincing you to buy. Very different skill set than Marketing.

I was a programmer for years, then wrote a marketing system for my employer, who promptly moved me to Marketing to make me eat my dog food. It was great, until we were bought by new corporate overlords who gutted us for our manufacturing plants and closed us down... 25 years and several company moves later I'm a VP in Marketing in a Really Big Company. Been on both sides. And dealing with programmers is still frustrating to me as well as my peers who do not share the same background.

Why? Because the programmers are typically condescending, do not value what their clients do, and take the fashionable mentality of "Tell us what problem you are trying to solve and WE'LL design your solution." They inevitably return with something very powerful, horribly ugly, and far too complex for our employees to use. IT departments need to do a little marketing themselves - and develop in partnership with their customers. Understand our needs, yes, but work with us on designing our solutions. An unusable power solution that doesn't get used did not solve my needs.

The Almighty Buck

Do You Really Need a Smart Phone? 851

Roblimo writes "My phone is as stupid as a phone can be, but you can drop it or get it wet and it will still work. My cellular cost per month is about $4, on average. I've had a cellular phone longer than most people, and I assure you that a smart phone would not improve my life one bit. You, too, might find that you are just as happy with a stupid phone as with a smart one. If nothing else, you'll save money by dumbing down your phone." I stuck with a dumb phone for a long time, but I admit to loving the versatility of my Android phone, for all its imperfections.
Graphics

NVIDIA Launches GeForce GTX 560 Ti 448-Core GPU 127

MojoKid writes "NVIDIA has just launched the GeForce GTX 560 Ti with 448 cores. Though perhaps a bit unimaginative in terms of branding, the new GeForce GTX 560 Ti with 448 cores is outfitted with the same GF110 GPU powering high-end GeForce GTX 570 and GTX 580 cards, but with a couple of its streaming multiprocessors fused off. The card has 448 CUDA cores arranged in 14 SMs, with 56 texture units and 40 ROPs. Reference specifications call for a 732MHz core clock with 1464MHz CUDA cores. 1.2GB of GDDR5 memory is linked to the GPU via a 320-bit bus and the memory is clocked at an effective 3800MHz data rate. Performance-wise, the new GPU proved to be about 10 to 15 percent faster than the original GeForce GTX 560 Ti and a few percentage points slower than the GeForce GTX 570."

Comment Re:"Free" money (Score 1) 1797

"There was a time when working part time over the summer would be enough to pay ALL college expenses"

I only started college in 1981, so maybe it was before my time. But that sure wasn't the case then.

College is essentially a full-time job for 9 months a year in the US. If there was ever a time when a part time job for 3 months a year covered a full time existence for 9 months, well, I sure missed out on that era. Perhaps that was part of the mythical 1950's that everyone seems to pine for, even though if you were 15 in 1955 you'd probably be 71 now - meaning the vast majority of the population wasn't around in the "good old days" of being terrified of nuclear war, the Communist Menace, etc.

Comment Slashdot Usage? (Score 1) 417

I wonder if /. would post some stats on OS usage at /. by time of day (expect lots more XP during the day while we work for The Man), and browser usage? A percentage of the total so the /. corporate overlords don't think there's trade secrets being released (e.g., 20% XP, 15% OSX, 0.001% HURD, etc.).

Comment Re:Stay Put (Score 1) 772

I'd say you nudge him out of delivering code if you can, if your team can handle the load, by suggesting you can take that project on, in order to free him up for more strategic work - like vendor evaluation, training/skills development, a standards/process review, or whatever. Praise him when possible for anything he does that's NOT coding. Send notes to him and copy his boss that his standards review was excellent and you really appreciate his taking the managerial approach to making things better. Build a pattern of rewards for non-coding efforts. If that's not possible, or he won't give it up, then either rewrite his code before it hits production, (you will eventually anyway), or switch teams. That one's rough!

Comment Re:Stay Put (Score 1) 772

What happened to me was I was a developer happily coding away at my assigned project, writing a new system for Marketing to collect data, create reports, select segments for mailings, and so on. I had my dark cube, my radio, great friends, and spent half my time diving into the system libraries to enable my programs to do stuff no one else's could. It was great. Then, I demonstrated the system to the VP of Marketing, who told me it was great, but he had no one who could use it - would I like to become a manager in marketing, running a small data entry team, but mostly analyzing our promotions? Heck yeah, I was making $21K and this was a huge leap.

That's not scalable, unfortunately.

First choice is to think about leadership positions and if they are right for you. Here's what you get: you get everyone's problems. Easy stuff they just take care of. You get the ugly stuff. You get the political problems. You get your next higher boss who may be paranoid of your success. You get HR issues, like firing people, giving reviews to slackers, and so on. You have to fight for budget and tell your team you failed when a companywide cutback affects you. They don't care about that, they just hear your news that you can't replace the guy who left, and we all have to pick up the slack, and blame you, whether they say so or not. And if you do your job right, no piece of work goes out with your name on it - you lead your teams to create the work and their name goes on it. They make the presentation to exec, not you. And you get to spend hours in really boring meetings.

The leap to the first management position is the most abrupt and painful one possible - you have to leave behind everything that made you successful, and just manage and coordinate. No more coding. No more analysis. That is a leap many don't make successfully. It's really hard. Every instinct has to change.

That being said, here's what you get (besides money): you get to bring on good people that make a difference when you hire them. You get to steer your people down more productive paths by being a second pair of eyes. If you do it right, you'll never suggest that path - only ask leading questions to make them see the option themselves. You are teaching them to fish, not handing them a fish. And when it works it's the most rewarding thing ever. You get to shine the spotlight on your team and see them reap their just rewards. You get to set direction and avoid mistakes of the past, as much as possible. You get to build bridges to other groups to make working with them easier.

The net? Hotshot coders (or analysts, or whatever the team does) generally hate management. People who are ready to teach, to lead, to take a backseat and know you are nudging them to greater good, blossom in management.

So if it's right for you, how do you get there? Become known. Try to attend presentations. Make them. Learn to communicate, it's the number one skill. Be the one who doesn't mind public speaking. This all gets your name out. Build relationships with your boss' peers and their boss. But not behind your boss' back. If your immediate manager isn't evil and will try to hold you back on purpose (it happens), tell them you are interested in learning more about management and just want some mentors. This builds name recognition. When you go to the meeting with those other bosses, bring your work (to show what you can do) and ask their advice in how to socialize that work with other teams. They'll love that. Ask about their projects and if possible, offer to help. Volunteer for things that involve other teams and other departments. Not necessarily the United Way drive or whatever, but real multi-team projects. Build your brand.

How do promotions happen? Your boss goes to meetings and presents your name and gathers reactions. (nb: I've worked at many, many places, from startups to Fortune 5 companies, and it's the same everywhere). If the reactions are positive, you go on The List. Which may be written, or not, but they know you. Good things then happen. You're building your brand.

Is your immediate boss evil? Change teams and take a 1-2 year setback while you prove yourself. Are they all evil? Leave when feasible.

How do those things sound? Like something you want to do (mentoring, personal brand building, public speaking)? If not, leadership isn't for you. Test number one! :-) Sound OK but a bit uncomfortable? That's OK. You're flexing new muscles, there's always some soreness early on.

Good luck!

Comment Re:Stay Put (Score 1) 772

I agree, but wasn't clear. When I say not to question things, I mean barking about routine stupid decisions from YOUR management, not the business side (e.g., "Hey everyone! Let's do our time recording in 10 minute increments, updated hourly!"). The team pushing back won't get it changed, the rookie manager will just harden their position. A much better approach is let it go for a while, them go to the rookie manager and show your concerns and ask their "advice" in how to fix it. Sometimes the rookie manager will reverse the decision if they look good doing it. Especially if the analyst sends them a thank you copying the second-line manager, praising the first-line manager's proactive stance. (hint, hint)

If a project kicks off and the tech team has legitimate concerns (e.g., "Uh, dude, we don't get the data often enough to make that work") I'm all about it. But that's not where water cooler complaints focus - people quite naturally hate the little, stupid things (e.g., "We all need to wear ties or skirts when we meet with the business partners"). The number one hated response I get from my tech partners is "Business area X will never let us do that." You know what? That's my problem to fix. And I should already have done it. Or if it's new, now I need to get off my duff and get permission. Or grant it, if I'm high enough. But it too often halts the conversation.

Remember, I'm business, not technical, for the last 25 years. Can I operate your version control system? No. Can I write your JCL? ouch - probably not anymore. Can you build a multi-phase stepwise regression model using principal components factors and a k-means clustering, with 1000 lines of code to do the T in ETL? Probably not. But I can, and do, even as a VP. It's the only way to stay current in my field.

It's all about mutual respect and a positive attitude. What I'm driving at is don't publicly display a bad attitude towards management (don't be that grumpy nay-sayer, regardless of your age) if you don't want every crap assignment that comes along. And management needs to provide enough context to the business problem that the tech team can offer up alternatives that may be better than what was originally asked for. But too many older tech analysts go into work-prevention mode, which is good for no one.

Comment Re:Stay Put (Score 5, Insightful) 772

I started out as a developer, then 25+ years ago got pulled into the "business side". Now I'm a VP in a really, really huge company. So my perspective will be a bit non-Slashdot-traditional.

If the OP has a job in project management, stay there. It may not be what you love, but's a regular job, and you are more able to help others avoid the snake pits you've encountered over the years than if you were pounding code. Display a positive attitude, and see if maangement is an option. It may be safer, but is more boring (trust me). You make that call, you can ask your boss to job shadow a manager, perhaps. But this will never happen if you don't have a good attitude, which incluides not ripping on stupid management decisions. If you disagree, keep your mouth shut, unless it's an ethics or compliance violation. Demonstrating that you see through the management BS and calling them on it will NEVER help your career, will NEVER reverse a bad decision, and WILL drag down team morale when the 20-somethings see that the veterans are opposed. You may feel smug, but it will never make things any better. No one will think you're smart, worldly, or wise.

As a "business partner" here are some things never to forget:

OF COURSE the business requirements are fuzzy. If the business side wrote very detailed, very clear, actionable, testable, realistic requirements, we wouldn't need half as many tech people. Our job is to figure out what needs to be done - not to have thought through every edge-case before calling you. Please help us through that.

I dread walking into an IT meeting and seeing a bunch of 50+ people. Bear in mind I'm really close to that myself. I want to see people who WANT to get my project done. Most of the 50+ programmers I encounter are chiefly concerned with demonstrating they know more about technology than I do (rarely true), with telling me why a project CAN'T be done, why this isn't how WE do things around here, and that I'm not "following the process". Maybe my project is stupid, it's true - I've been there many times, on both sides. Or maybe you don't know as much about my job as you think you do, and don't have the perspective to effectively judge.

Every career stalls. There is one CEO - or maybe one a year - but it won't be you, statistically speaking. So you'll top out somewhere. When you near 50, and find yourself in a boring job that either isn't what you love, or you've done it hundreds of times and can do it in your sleep, then start thinking about how you'll spend your retirement, and begin prepping. Give the company 8-9-?? good hours a day, then focus on building your future. Retirement is often 30 years long. How will you spend it? Is now the time to buy a small cabin down by the lake? Start a hobby that you love? Volunteer in the community? Go back to school? Even with 10 years left, most of the rest of your life will be post-work. Don't wait for your last year to plan.

No matter what your job is, whom you work for, what industry you work in, or what country you live in, people want to work with other people who are positive and try to be helpful. Is your attitude, demeanor, and work product demonstrating that? If not, you can be sure you'll always get the crap jobs - working with the irritating business partner who has just as bad an attitude as you, most often.

just some thoughts.

Patents

Patent Troll Lawyer Sanctioned Over Extortion Tactics 147

An anonymous reader writes "For all the stories of patent trolls and copyright trolls, there haven't been too many stories of either being sanctioned for abusive or extortion-like practices... until now. The Court of Appeals for the Federal Circuit (one level below the Supreme Court) has approved over $600,000 in sanctions against a lawyer for a patent troll, saying that filing over a hundred lawsuits, each of which was followed up almost immediately with offers to settle at fees much cheaper than it would cost to fight, has the 'indicia of extortion.' Now if only judges started doing that more often."

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