http://www.ubuntugeek.com/how-to-set-a-static-ip-address-in-ubuntu-810-intrepid-ibex.html
I'm not sure if it still exists in 9.04.
Overall I find Reddit's comments are better and certainly more entertaining than Slashdot these days. The first 20 posts top level posts here are always a mixture of Off Topic, Troll, or +5 Funnies that aren't actually funny.
https://bugs.edge.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/linux/+bug/317781/comments/45
https://bugs.edge.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/linux/+bug/317781/comments/54
I tell them to turn to the study of mathematics, for it is only there that they might escape the lusts of the flesh. -- Thomas Mann, "The Magic Mountain"