Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.

Go Team America Fuck Yeh!

God lives in my pocket, it's the only way I can explain how a simple piece of straight string can tie it's self into such a complex ball of knots, Kent Hovind told me that extra information (such as knots) can't form naturally and adding energy (by say walking) is destructive ergo god is in my pocket tangling all my strings. Bastard.

That's a bad analogy. A clear link between obesity, poor diet and high blood pressure have been shown; the same can not be said for Man made CO2 and global warming.

1000GW Is not that much, it could barely power 826 DeLorean's

Get on your Segways/recumbent bikes/cars and do multiple drive by photo shootings of the neighborhood and upload them to Google maps. In fact use a smart phone that way it can be uploaded on the fly Bwmahahahahah!

Well seat belts came in around the late 60's... I think what they mean is the fundamental craft was sound (in the same way that cars are still fairly car-shaped) however they are now adding ABS, Air bags and a musical horn.

Great, just great. I leave the radio on for the cats now I've got to convince them that come pledge time to send in a donation, do you know how hard it is to get a cat to do anything? Let alone reach Golden Producer level donations.

Come on apple we all know it's just a freaking HCSD card in there and they do not cost that much.

Come on, what next Vermont only allowing black cars so the climate systems don't have to work as hard in winter?

There is no way this can pass legislation.

And that my friends is why I love to drive my lifted Jeep. No top, No doors, No windshield, No ABS, No Stability control and a high center of gravity.

His doctor became agitated and in formed the press

"Listen bud! He's got radioactive blood!"

I tried to install Vista on it and what do you know it wooden go.

I'll just be going then <shame>

Seriously, use a combination of a adblock/webnanny type software and get a good router and block the content there and tell her when she cracks the security she is old enough for teh pron