Comment SO obvious -- LHC black hole (Score 1) 418
DUH... The LHC gets fired up, and suddenly this kind of thing just randomly starts to happen? Suuuuuure.
Clearly, this was a mini black hole spawned by the Large Hadron Collider at CERN, and indeed they ARE harmless and just disappear after a few moments, or else we wouldn't have this little thread going on here, now would we?