Ah, yes, the world's largest non-problem.
Unless you travel, and most cars still only have aux in / no bluetooth. Or you ride in airplanes and listen to music on 5+ hour flights. These are just the reasons I used the headphone jack in the last week. There is no valid reason to require yet another cable for just simple audio out.
And this is where I start laughing, because seriously, you guys sound like middle managers.
I'm not asking for new features. I'm asking for a return to the level of service I had 5 years ago. It wasn't until the iPhone lead the charge into obsolescence that user serviceability died. They even took that mentality, and transferred it to the laptop realm with inaccessible components. I had to trash my daughters MB Air (1st generation) due to battery death. And the whole premium service fooey is crap. My daughters iPhone had a battery recall, scheduled an appointment, and was told they would have to ship the phone out. I wasted 2 weeks on what can only be described as the single worst support case in my life, and I had Comcast for 5 years.
So yeah, the "feature creep" argument doesn't hold true here, when the only "innovation" Apple has provided is less and less user service. We've had better.