Without hesitation, one of the doctors said "Well duh, if you were born in a summer month, chances are you spent more time outside with your parents, ate healthier foods, and were exposed to more activities in a day."
"It kind of makes sense, if you don't really think about it."--John Oliver
Seriously, that statement doesn't make any sense. Or are we to believe that everytime a family is about to spend a day at the beach, they tell Timmy to go fuck off and hide in the basement since he was the only winter baby, throwing a Burger King bag full of Whopper Jrs at him as he walks away sobbing.
It's a shame we don't have an younger James Randi around to take on the cause.
Another of the obvious plots: shoot up (or toss bombs, or suicide-bomb, or carbomb, or...well, you get the point) a Black Friday opening line or three on the east coast at a big box store.
That's not effective terrorism. No one will know if it was a terrorist attack or someone just wanted to thin the line to get to the linens department before the good stuff was picked over.
"Experience has proved that some people indeed know everything." -- Russell Baker