Without hesitation, one of the doctors said "Well duh, if you were born in a summer month, chances are you spent more time outside with your parents, ate healthier foods, and were exposed to more activities in a day."
"It kind of makes sense, if you don't really think about it."--John Oliver
Seriously, that statement doesn't make any sense. Or are we to believe that everytime a family is about to spend a day at the beach, they tell Timmy to go fuck off and hide in the basement since he was the only winter baby, throwing a Burger King bag full of Whopper Jrs at him as he walks away sobbing.
It's a shame we don't have an younger James Randi around to take on the cause.
Another of the obvious plots: shoot up (or toss bombs, or suicide-bomb, or carbomb, or...well, you get the point) a Black Friday opening line or three on the east coast at a big box store.
That's not effective terrorism. No one will know if it was a terrorist attack or someone just wanted to thin the line to get to the linens department before the good stuff was picked over.
Work without a vision is slavery, Vision without work is a pipe dream, But vision with work is the hope of the world.