They're saying he caused 700k worth of damage
Personally I blame the parents. They should have encouraged him to become an Enron executive or some sort of banker and if he then caused billions of dollars of damage, he would get away with anything (or at least spend less time inside and certainly not be sent to the chair).
I personally get highly stressed out in situations I'm not used to and have to plan trips and holidays meticulously so that I don't panic.
Everyone gets this - it's called "Ryan Air Syndrome". It's especially exacerbated when you realise you've not got a spare quid to gain access to the in-flight "human excretion cubicle" after having been serendipitously allocated a seat next to a gorgeous blonde female human who's trying to chat you up whilst all you can think about is trying not to pee all over the seat.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.