You're kidding, right? You think slashdot polls have (or should have) some value in the real world.

My parents always told me I aint got no sense.

"I work at Walmart..."

You have my deepest sympathy.

Congratulations everyone!
We have discovered a folding chair that will hold up while watching failed test flights.
Order a hundred and we can sell tickets for the next launch.

Next test: Goggles for the enjoying the view at the 2:00 and 6:20 mark.

Obviously, encryption only means you have something to hide.
Add to that, you're posting as AC, what exactly are you hiding?
We have verified your IP address, please stay put.
Our agents will be with you shortly.

It's just a matter of time and Bill Gates is going to copy him. Typical.

Coming Soon: A special episode of Maury...

If this works, then soon, I expect a return of The Free Battery Card (one free per month for you youngsters).
I still have 2 punches left on mine, I hope I can find it.
After that they can bring back the tube testers.

It's not quite that simple. Adults tend to become attached to the person of the opposite sex that they spend the most time with. Before facebook and e-mail it was fairly obvious to see who you were spending time with. Now we have tools that make it unnecessary to be physically with some one to feel like you are with them. This can be deceptive for everyone involved. It starts with "I'm not cheating on my wife, I'm must checking an old girlfriends facebook page." But ends up with more personal conversations being had over facebook than in real life with your wife. And it's more deceptive than letters, because if you are writing letters you must get out paper, a pen, an envelope and a stamp, sit down and write, making it obvious how much time you are investing. However, for many people facebook is only as far away as alt-tab, so the amount of time you spend on it isn't as obvious.

They saw me walk into the mall where I purchased a Faraday cage suit and matching tin-foil hat.
I put them on before I left.
They think I'm still there! Hee hee.

That'll learn 'em.

I start the day with a cup of hot tea (a pot on weekends) and often end the day with one. From after 11am to before 7pm I often drink iced tea. I'm not English, but a few friends of mine who are say I'm the most English non-Englishman they know. I blame it on sci-fi: Dr Who, Douglas Adams, P. G. Wodehouse (ok not SciFi but it's still great)Arthur Conan Doyle, and the list goes on. Some of the best reading and watching comes from England.

They learned it from the RIAA.

And if you know your family well enough, you know what they would say. I know my wife would be mad if I wasted time asking her if it was ok. And if my dad took time to ask me I would ball him out for not acting when he needed to. People in the same family tend to think the same way.

I do. (and yes I'm bragging)

Or the fourth law. (a "Friends of the Foundation" reference if I'm being obscure)