Comment Re:All this in the mist of global warming. (Score 1) 302
But Soviet Russian the mammoth charge you.
Comment Solution (Score 1) 424
Just remember, if something goes wrong, blame the guy who can't speak English...
Ah, Tibor, how many times have you saved my butt?
Comment Re:Be careful! (Score 1) 344
Blitzwooshen.
Man Has Nokia Phone Embedded In False Limb 171
judgecorp writes "A British man born with one arm has a Nokia phone dock embedded in his prosthetic limb. Apparently, Apple refused to have an iPhone suitably customized for the job. From the article: 'Mr Prideaux, of Wedmore, Somerset, said: "I think this is the first time this has ever been done in the world - and it is brilliant. I can now take calls and make texts just by using my one hand, while the phone sits inside my arm. The phone slots smoothly and securely within my limb and is easily removable, when required. I think this would help a lot of people with prosthetic arms - especially those who were not born with the disability. People who have had motorbike crashes and soldiers who have lost limbs - they could all benefit from this."'"
Comment Re:Or not (Score 1) 239
I prefer Brown Jenkins.
Comment Geek Squad (Score 1) 522
Whatever the Geek Squad did when I took my CPU tower in because it was crashing. I think they upgraded my hardrive RAM to 500 GB, put new graphics in my monitor and my new USB 2.0 floppy drive it way faster than the old one.
Comment Re:Elegance and Euphoria? (Score 1) 409
And if that doesn't kill them, the shock that they want to charge $15 for a picture will.
Comment Great news. (Score 1) 91
Great news guys. Not only to we have a "robot" spewing out cheesy pre-programmed lines on twitter but we are doing it...IN SPACE.
Comment Re:What percentage (Score 1) 348
I don't understand. If not the items on hand then what do you use to touch your poop? Have you devised some grand poop manipulation tool? Let me know, and please include a price plus shipping to NY.
Comment Re:One does wonder... (Score 1) 171
If you want to read about vaginas I have heard that Playboy writes good articles.
Comment Re:100,000 Users and You are Complaining? (Score 1) 346
They both involve a tiny package?
Comment Re:Bitcoin features (Score 1) 535
Those are all good points however what really convinced me was your highlighting that the term "bit" sounds like "butt" and therefore bitcoin should not be utilized. Also based on the "buttcoin" insight you provided, I can infer that the proponents of bitcoin all have stupid faces and additionally smell like poo. +1 insightful
Comment Exchange rate (Score 1) 490
Does anyone know the current Bitcoin to Flooz exchange rate? I imagine it will soon reach parity.
Comment Post ended in quads (Score 1) 191
His post ended in quads, he was defeated by Taxmaster and was thereby forced to leave 4chan forever. At least he is a man with convictions.
Comment Re:Birthers still unconvinced Obama white enough (Score 1) 869
And fuck their pineapples too!!! Seriously, who the fuck puts a delicious golden fruit inside a spiny fibrous husk? And then I gotta knock that shit out of a tall thin tree to eat it? Hawaii...fuck you and you so called "fruit".
