Actually, it seems more like intelligence. In order to reward it properly you'd need something that could pass the Turing Test. But if you had that, you'd be able to "script" it by using your fancy-pants Strong AI.
Except all it takes is one page that links previous names to new names, and the cat is back out of the bag again.
We as a society will be better off if we just learn to accept that people do stupid things when they are young, and not worry about it. Everyone does. I think it's rather unhealthy to deny it. Everyone turns into a hypocrite.
Drilling out the magnet will prevent it from going to sleep when you stick it in there, fyi. Bad for the battery life.
And you have come to that conclusion based on exhaustive research of the preferences and use-patterns of all the people who are currently wearing your underwear.
That list is significantly larger than one might think.
I do believe twins actually have different IR signatures. Furthermore, I doubt they're too broken up about wasting the time in the morning.
To be fair, they're all free, and you can start with any one of those versions and move to any other without formatting and starting over.
It'd be one thing if all the Windows versions cost the same, and you could switch between them freely. The differences here are non-obvious, and it's easy to get yourself into trouble with buying something that doesn't do everything you wanted.
They all have password locks of them, if you want to use it. The device locks itself after a timeout you specify, and wipes itself if a password is entered incorrectly a set number of times. And you can do the same remotely if it gets lost.
Blackberries are designed for secure business use, and as such this sort of thing has come up before.
On the eighth day, God created FORTRAN.
