"If those evil pirates weren't ruining gaming by downloading things and costing us so much money, people would never have gotten the horrible idea that they had the right to get games over the internet instead of coming to our stores so we can charge them extra to buy a physical copy! If we don't charge for and track every physical copy of all music, videos, and games, to prevent improper use like actually listening to, watching or playing them, the WORLD WILL END!" ~sarcasm

Is that why my leek and marijuana soup isn't giving me a buzz? I knew I was doing something wrong! Heh.

So we'll pay the trawlers to run over the pirates instead.

If marijuana were sold like lettuce, we'd have to listen to endless rants in the check-out line on how "organic" marijuana was better because it hadn't been sprayed with pesticides and doused with chemical fertilizers.

Yep. I've known families who've had their kids taken away for anonymous tips over things that never even happened. It's sad how many times good families get smacked down for minor differences in childrearing while families where there's real abuse and danger to the kids don't get found out for years.

You had big bangs? WE had to randomly smash atoms together and if we were lucky we might get a fizzle!

I was going to, but I needed Bronze Working first.

They're the color of magic.

Where can I buy these "like points"? Or do I have to grow and harvest a certain amount of corn?

...2026.

Normally we Trekkies would not be so creepy as to pair off Klingons and Furries. But to each his own.