Nothing to see here. Ignore the flaming tanker over there.

Could never tell which one is AC and which one DC

For a larger city.

...teachers are overpaid whiners with gold-and-fairy-dust-plated benefits and retirement packages who go home at 2pm and only work 9 months anyway. This just evens the balance and makes them work as hard as your average CEO. Thanks Fox for helping me see through their average-appearing deception!

This is clearly shortsighted. Why does it stop with graduation? I say principals should be legally responsible for all bad behavior throughout your life. Let's just pick a class of people as the designated "responsibles" and absolve ourselves, our parents, our families and friends from any social responsibility. Case closed.

Republicans represent the interests of very very wealthy people. They are against changes, innovations, new ideas and anything that benefits anyone who isn't in the club. Because from a rich person's viewpoint, everyone is out to grab some of what they have. (oh, and I am not claiming that Democrats got it all right).

Tinkerers tend to, well, tinker with their parts.

...the army manuals were missing a whole section on blowhards and pinhead lawyers. Good to see such dedication to thoroughness.

Congratulations! You have floored me with your ignorance and that is hard to do these days. It could very well turn into those kinds of outcomes but the people I met (and yes, I was in Egypt until three weeks ago) and the staff I know there were not fighting for those things. They've lived for decades in a police state. Taking your insightful approach only makes your outcomes likely though. I'm pretty sure the British weren't all that complementary about the motives of them darned, religious American revolutionaries...

Your post is insufficiently slavish. Are we not beautiful? Are we not brilliant? Are our fashion choices not spectacular? Off with your head!

Talk about proving the point of the post. 'Cos one of you is *definitely* going to turn out to be right.

...and he didn't use blood.

The NSA will help - they need something to put on that 150 yottabyte system they're thinking about. Or are they planning the world's greatest porn repository ever in a socialist takeover of another great American business. In which case they may need more space soon.

And if they break down your door at 2am, grope you, then take your computer...it's not going to turn into a good dream.

Prefer "Steve Jobs to re-start Victorian work-houses for the poor (with smaller gruel rations)" vs. "Sergey and Larry save the world. Again."