How do you send a text message holding the phone next to your head?

Government isn't a business, and shouldn't be run like one. We call ourselves citizens, and not (yet) consumers, because the relationship between citizens and their government is different than the company/client model you are trying to advocate. Put down the Rand and pick up some Rawls (or Plato even).

Yeah, thanks for telling me why I bought my netbook. Here I though I bought it because it was cheap.

I recommend doing research field work. There are lots of science support opportunities. I work on a NSF-funded research vessel, working next to scientists, supporting science missions all over the oceans. There are dozens of ships operated by world-class institutions that are constantly in need of talented technical staff. Typically field techs do some programming, some systems and network administration, some data handling, and a host of other stuff you've never dreamed of. World travel, interesting problems, and interaction with smart people are standard.

1. Make linux distro to assist police forces in crushing fourth amendment rights
2. Create pornalyzer.com website to sell product
3. Profit!