Weird shit leaking out of city dweller's ears?
You're dehumanizing and devaluing the majority of your own countrymen based on regional differences, to support your own view that you have more of a right to this country than they do. Look in a mirror, that weird shit you see gushing out of your own ears is your ego.

Reagan was a landslide.
Obama was a landslide.
Trump won the electoral college by one of the smallest margins in decades and lost the popular vote by millions.

Now I know numbers hurt your head, so why not just go back to pasting the same GNAA shock post in every article and let us adults talk.

Also in a northern state. No computer could be as bad as the idiots here who try to drive their usual 5-10mph over the speed limit on slick hardpack snow...

Here's the issue. America rejected trump but the system awarded him the win anyway.
By simple math the people did want smug correctness over ego soothing batshit crazy.

Trump won because the system considers city dwellers inferior to country folk. Not because of any sort of ideological superiority.

I tried it on my Nokia, and the stick blew up.

Hey, stop intruding on AC's safe space! And give a trigger warning!

And then he's going to make them give their Apple Sauce Code for the iPhone to the fbi so they can catch terrorists.

It's all relative.
Zika is still extremely dangerous but now there's something even worse to worry about for anyone living in a climate south of new york.

It's not a threat. Trump could just stick his tiny hands between the wood chipper blades and disassemble it.

Was that "get it" with the same tone of voice a mob enforcer would say "capisce"?
Are your comrades currently tracking down what school Mr quax's kids go to?

Says the anonymous russian propagandist desperate to get Vlad's pet jaundiced chihuahua into the white house so he doesn't get disappeared in the next week.

Ah, yes. The assassination attempt of Gabby Gifford, originating from Sarah Palin's crosshairs attack ad and recently mirrored by that orange bag of hate and bile in a 'winkwink nudgenudge" call for gun owners to kill Clinton, was just an uninterested dismissal of the congresswoman.

Cheeto Jesus is a very apt name. He's completely manufactured, 95% air with no real substance, has to be dressed up tremendously to look appealing, is only popular because of a massive marketing effort, and is bad for your health.

Early adopter dupes. I'm waiting for 64k. That should be enough for anyone.

You over-estimate.
Half way.

So they just need to use hoverboards instead. Bulkier fuel, but still as explosive.