"take what is not yours."

Good thing I'm not taking anything.

Multiple children? Tell the fuckers to go run around outside. Or play Mario Party. What game do children play that requires a gaming rig? Crysis Party?

I was under the impression we were discussing good games, my mistake.

You realize that the majority of accidents are not caused by people driving above the speed limit, right?

"I don't think they should be reported at all."

To quote my good friends, the entire World of Warcraft community: 'QQ moar.'

Slashdot seems to be very U.S.-centric. Do you have any plans to be more international in your scope?

Slashdot is U.S.-centric. We readily admit this, and really don't see it as a problem. Slashdot is run by Americans, after all, and the vast majority of our readership is in the U.S.

I don't know if it's my town or state, but I was always told that pedestrians (even jay-walking) have the right of way.

Of course, that was part of the "even if you have the right of way, people may not stop. You'll be right, but you'll be dead right" talk.

"encourage automobilists to drive less quickly, reducing the rates of passenger fatalities"

Weird, because increasing the speed limit from 55 to 65 reduced the rates of passenger fatalities.

Joel's a failed prop comic. His jokes almost always fell flat because his delivery was just awful. Maybe if he wasn't always high he could have been funny.

The invention exchanges were an excuse for him to shoe-horn his shitty props into a TV show.

If you liked Joel's humor, you liked Mike's writing. I think it's hilarious that Joel quit the show when he did, because it only got bigger over the following few seasons, after which he came back to do a cameo (during which his delivery of his "jokes" was terrible).

Just do it like they did on mythbusters. Pull a print, make a thin copy, put it on your own thumb, swipe. Your body heat would work just as well.

Hell, on CSI they managed to get prints from a bloated water logged corpse by cutting the fingers off, removing the bones, and using the finger meat as a glove.

If you want to get in you'll get in.

And if 100% of what was done with computers scaled like that, you'd have made a great point.

It doesn't, and you didn't.

"Now, cyber bullying allows them to hit you even at home"

So stay offline.

There's this guy on youtube who is trolled constantly. He's got a wiki, an imageboard, and a private forum dedicated to his trolling. If he stopped posting youtube videos, they would stop trolling him. It's been three and a half years. Every time he says "I'm leaving youtube, screw you trolls!" he comes back three days later.

You have to remove yourself from the online bullying and they can't do shit to you.

As computers get faster, software becomes more bloated and runs slower.

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/03/100322121115.htm

I googled "hfcs obese."

HFCS is much worse than sugar as far as weight gain is concerned.

So, games from back when cartridges were awesome for consoles did it. Okay? Nobody does split-screen anymore.