I was with you until your last sentence - why be an ass? There are lots of reasons for working from home - and 99% of them don't have anything to do with "cowering".
My job has done much the same as what Airbnb is doing here: they gave everyone the choice to work from home, go hybrid, or work fully from the office. Most people have chosen to do hybrid - with my own group working in the office Tues-Thurs and having Monday and Friday be at home. It's been nice to get back to the office and have those spontaneous interactions again... but it's also nice to be sitting by my fire at home today while it's snowing.
We do have some team members that have chosen to be fully remote... and we have set up lots of "collaboration" areas with nice teleconferencing systems so that we can easily pull them into the conversations as well.
We'll see how it all goes over the years - but I'm pretty happy with this new working arrangement.