Why not both?

I'm not putting my DNA dispenser anyplace I haven't inspected closely.

Philly's been a hog lagoon since not very long after 1789. The Constitution was pretty much the last positive thing to come out of that place.

Congratulations on your new status of 'Single'

Once upon a time, when most of us lived in smallish villages, ALL your neighbors knew your business - the only way to have anonymity was to leave town, which was difficult and dangerous. Now everyone's village spans the globe, and leaving is even more difficult and dangerous. I value anonymity, which I maintain by seeming as average as possible.

I know quantum stuff is hard to pin down, but not knowing where Qumputing is by a century-wide error band is pretty bad.

/ streeeeeeeeetch

Potato, potahto

Most of the baristas think Venti is Italian for extra-large.

Cole's Law

/ thinly sliced cabbage, rice wine vinegar, a dab of (Duke's) mayo.

Ginger is an anagram for black - or at least one of its synonyms.

Because wives are never talented hackers bent out of shape that a husband strayed.

It's unnecessary what with advances in facial-recognition software and ubiquitous video surveillance.

Perhaps we shouldn't be so hasty with a fix, then?

Like that time the 11-, 17- and 7-year cicadas coincided and drove everyone in the US absolutely nucking futz with the noise. And larval shells. And carcasses.

If one's typical year involves long stretches spent standing hip deep in stagnant water rich in organic material ...