Journal Journal: Schmucks run the internet.
Stay the fuck off my site you sad pointless script kiddie an get a fucking life.
Ooooookay.
Well, shit, at least he [sorta] knows what a script kiddie is.
After a bit of thought, I replied:
His signature mentioned your site, I mistakenly sent you an abuse complaint. Beg your pardon.
By the way, site admins are generally more polite to each other.
Have a nice day.
- Johnny
I hate being called a liar when I'm telling the truth, I hate when you eat something you've just microwaved and when you get to the middle it's still all cold, and I fucking hate being called a script kiddie. I was this close to sending him something like:
Script kiddie?! Look, dude, I can already tell I've got more code in the JAPH in my
.sig than you've written in your entire life, so don't go around blah blah blah
Anyway. Sorry. Felt like venting.
Just so it's not a total loss, here's the JAPH I had in my signature.
$|=1;@_=split//,'JustAnotherPerlHacker';
do{print"\r";push@_,($_=shift@_);$_=join
'',@_;s/([JAPH])/chr(040).$1/eg;print"[".$_."]";select($x,$x,$x,0.1)}while(1);{}
It lines up in a fixed-width font. Trust me.
[0] 419 scammer got half clever and attached a Hotmail-style signature with the guy's domain, I didn't think to check it out. Foo on me. It did get to the other (appropriate) postmasters, though.