Comment I GOT HIM! (Score 2, Funny) 258
Hey, I GOT HIM. Even made a photo for you.
Now sack him and send the bounty to my paypal please.
This is the guy who is currently officially responsible for windows being vulnerable to worm and malware attacks.
There have been others in the past but your bounty explicitly asks for the person responsible for this current "conficker" worm, so here you go.