Comment Re:Hire John Carmack (Score 1) 34
Splash damage my good fellow, splash damage!
Splash damage my good fellow, splash damage!
It's mentioned on the 2nd page of search-results and it, erm... points directly back to this article.
Anyway, I guess we all finally learned what "CMD" means after all these years.
...do doo, dododoo!
"...the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."
- Douglas Adams
"Goodbye-ee, goodbye-ee! Wipe the tear, baby dear, from your eye-ee!"
I hate that my tablet keeps redirecting to the mobile site... On a 10 inch screen!
... of a band that plays the blues, of a band that plays its blues...
Doesn't matter how fast the face scanner is if I turn it off or cover up the camera. This is a monumentally stupid idea, just like Windows Hello.
Yes, turning off the camera or covering it up for your face-recognising phone is as monumentally stupid as Windows Hello.
Oh, so Nestle is "aware" of the lawsuit, eh?
Was it aware it had a legal department at all?
Does anyone in either Atari or Nestle, outside of their own legal departments, give two shits about this sugar-biscuit homage in advertising form?
What is it with 3rd-person pronouns in clickbait headlines these days?
- "She totally did a thing, now you totally want to click, right?"
- "What he did next will make you click!"
- "Five cocktails and seven martinis get her through brunch!"
At the risk of sounding ancient; who's "she", the cat's mother?
I mean, good manners don't cost nuffin' now, do they?
That should be enough for anybody.
"Apple makes things equivalent in quality to the rest of the marketplace."
Either you've never seen or used an Apple product, or you've never seen or used anything other than Apple products to make the comparison.
Remember, apple isn't a technology company, they're a luxury brand marketing company.
How does tripe like this get modded "Insightful"?
Apple make good things. Apple are good at marketing those things. One does not preclude the other, you know. It's entirely possible to make good things and be able to have a team of people devise a really good marketing strategy for them too.
You can even have those people in the same building at the same time, if you like. It's amazing, but you can have different "departments" within the same campus, with teams of people taking care of different parts of the business.
But I guess this doesn't satisfy our outlet for tribalism when it comes to technology. Or sports teams. Or car brands. Or your favourite fucking brand of socks.
Things I hate:
1. Graffiti
2. Irony
3. Lists
a chance to share an experience and bring people together who care about the same things
Hey, kind of like human society in general.
Saying that, this is certainly not how I experienced television when I used to watch it. Interactions went a little more like...
"Hey, did you see the thing?"
"No, I was not interested to see the thing."
"THEN WE HAVE NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT >:|"
... you still have to answer two important questions.
1. Is a warmer planet bad?
2. Can government do something without destroying the economy
One of those questions is more important than the other.
I think a better question view would be: "Do we have another Earth with which to re-run the experiment?"
"Money is the root of all money." -- the moving finger
