I don't call them, it's usually the other way around, when they accept a project and suddenly they figure out that it's way beyond their abilities and they need someone to implement all that functionality they promised but have no idea how to do it.

I could have sworn everybody was gonna get that joke.

I don't know about Norris, but Reznor did, and it's on the news.

So Obama is now the Michael Scott of presidents?
And I was kinda worried about the Mexico City governor being identical to Dwight...

Four... I rarely use the radio feature, but the site is very useful for keeping track of what I listen to and also to find new music through my neighbors, and also for finding out about concerts.

Not in Mexico. Here the BSA isn't acting on its own; they hire law firms which in turn contact authorities so they can storm on your front door, with a warrant, and the police can seize your computers while a lawyer runs the compliance software and checks the licenses etc. It usually ends up with an agreement and the company pays a rather large fee and buys all the licenses it needs, but sometimes the company doesn't have the money so they're shut down.

I think a good way to introduce a teenage kid to program is a cool platform. And the coolest platform for a teenage kid might be to program something for their iPod Touch or iPhone, because they will be able to show off their work to other kids and will really open his eyes to the potential of the device they usually just carry around to listen to music and talk on the phone.
Plus, they get to use a really cool development platform (XCode + Interface Builder) with a really nice programming language (Objective-C), learn about OOP, can do some stuff in C, there are some really good tutorials on the Apple Developer Connection site.
Even if he doesn't end up writing an app to put up on the iTunes store, he can just play around with stuff and load it onto his iPod or iPhone. I would have loved to have something like this when I was 13; instead of just writing stuff that only I could use, with no one around to see how cool it was, I would have been able to show it to my friends.