I guess John Deere didn't fork over enough.

"With no humans on board the ship, there's no one to make repairs while it's at sea."

Why couldn't the robot do the repair? ;)

Similar to "Shaka, when the walls fell"?

"There was really no precedent in our history of media interaction for what the combination of sitting and looking at a computer monitor did to the human body..."

Except Bob Cratchit and other Dickens and Hardy characters, especially bookkeepers.

Well, here's the kettle calling the pot black!

'Who said that 0177.0.0.1 must be parsed as octal?'

The moron who thought that prepending a "0" to a numeral should turn it into an octal based number.

I'm shocked because China is actually refusing to provide personalised data; which I believe is correct.

I do appreciate their efforts. But why Zika rather than malaria; a disease which has effects that put even covid close to being but a footnote?

Well, at least they can watch the fire remotely from their motel room.

Maybe they work for Setec Astronomy.

"and people gave Elon crap for launching his roadster into space?"

I should hope so; that was even stupider.

The moronic nature of people never fails to amaze me. Even had this nugget reached space, it would still have been a stupid thing to do.

Photographs only show what one can see.

Why trust anything which can be done locally to using a remote server?