It's not the size of your joystick that counts, it's how HOT it gets!

Truth be told, I have not yet been able to verify my hypothesis on this matter with a willing test subject.

BP must have stopped the leak, I'm at Wikileaks right now and I don't see any new info from whistle blowers. Must of been the WBOP.

How about just disconnecting critical infrastructure from the internet all together? Which desk do I send my invoice to inside the NSA?

From the Ebay listing it says these bikes are designed for everyday street use. If that's the case, how the hell is that bike supposed to turn? There appears to be no way for the front wheel to steer. Anyone have any idea how the hell this would work?

Are you trying to say you aren't TOTALLY excited about using the VZ Navigator on the viPhone? What is wrong with you.

Muwaaa-haa-haa-haaa!! --Verizon

I follow BP on twitter @BPGlobalPR to quench my thirst for oil spill info. Their latest tweet:

Hell just froze over if the Sec. of Defense is calling for spending reductions. Prepare for impact...

Someone please Mod parent +Funny - Did no one get the irony?

I completely agree - the idea that Earth has unique resources is both a false and anthropocentric view. The elements that make Earth are seen everywhere in systems all around us. Heck, they could just hang out in the Oort Cloud and mine that for a few million years until they got bored.

And I see no scientific basis to assume that our bodies/minds would serve any useful purpose or a superior intelligence, despite what Hollywood tells us.

I didn't realize satellites could fly so low, let alone herd airplanes like sheep. Amazing what they can do these days...

Exactly. This "opened" and "not opened" email vernacular are just arbitrary virtual terms designed to mimic real world snail mail terminology. Email is just a digital file and whether or not somebody has read the contents of the file has nothing to do with the governments authority (or lack there of) to read it without warrant.

You said you usually work about 10-15 hours per week. So that means that on some weeks, you fuck off on the internet for 30 hours a week!?! Sorry you to hear you get "interrupted a few times per day" while Facebooking. You poor, poor thing.

Oh, and by the way, I'm on my daily 10 minute break. Back to actual work for me. Have a nice 8 hour day doing.....whatever it is you do.

Sure, while people who have the expertise, time, and desire to circumvent "censorship" may just view censorship as a mere "complication", for the rest of the population who are work hard all day and lack both the energy and prowess and are afraid of being arrested, it's still censorship.

And it's more than just censorship, it's stuff that fills the void of truth like propaganda and disinformation. Just mix it all together and you have most of the populace which is misinformed and under, for lack of better terms, a soft form of mind control.

This is the year of the Linux Tablet!