Comment and the winner is... (Score 3, Informative) 265
TFS left it out; this was the result.
. . . and see how the price went up and down over the coming months.
This is all I need to make the change from more traditional investments to a DVD-based retirement plan!
"Why can't I do the things I want to do!? When can I destroy humanity?!"
It wouldn't be that bad, but its creepy robot accent is unbearable.
And now we will be paying him to sit around and do nothing for the rest of his life.
Thanks to his convictions, he will not have a pension, and may spend time in prison.
Take a gold sample the size of the head of a push pin, shoot a laser through it, and suddenly more than 100 billion particles of anti-matter appear.
It's so simple, I wish I'd thought of it!
This restaurant was advertising breakfast any time. So I ordered french toast in the renaissance. - Steven Wright, comedian