Cool, proof via bold type. You sir, are an idiot!
QED

Soroc Technologies was an early intelligent (well, ok, dumb) terminal company, started back in 1981. Well, they were smart enough to put the cursor where you wanted and do a few other tricks. Anyway, the name came from a night of drinking beer and trying to think up a new company name. They were drinking Coors at the time, and decided that an anagram of Coors would fit the bill. The company still exists, see www.soroc.com, and check out the company logo. Yes, it is the top of the beer can.

This was related to me one night over dinner by the company founder.

Actually I taught my cat to fetch a dumbbell. Now granted, the dumbbell was the spool from a 35mm roll of film (this was a long time ago, pre-handycam era so sorry, no video), but she would fetch it just the same. I would toss it from the living room into the kitchen where she would run sliding all over the place as it bounced off chair legs. When she caught it she would bring it back and drop it in my shoe and await the next round.

A friend of mine taught cats to do tricks for movies and television, so it is really a bit silly to assume that cats can't learn tricks.

Well, I can assure you that it did not include everyone who was stationed at Utapao. I worked aircraft avionics and certainly saw the "secret recon gear" nearly every day, as did all of the Thai workers, food vendors, house girls, trash collectors, etc. And they certainly did not hold top secret clearances. I had the quite standard secret clearance as did almost everyone who worked on aircraft, and I seriously doubt that all those Thai workers had those clearances either. Certainly the townsfolk working off base did not have any clearances, yet those folks used paper bags made out of recycled secret tech manuals! If you wanted to spy all you had to do was buy something in town and read the bag. You could have found out all about the inner workings of the B52s of the day. I spent most of my military time in SAC, never needed a top secret clearance though I knew some who did, crypto, etc., even though I worked on nuke loaded aircraft.

Nothing personal, but if you got this much wrong, it makes we wonder about your other assertions.

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

The existence of the "Genius Bar" indicates that savvy users are in short supply.

Oh come now, this last part is one of the main rules of writing sitcoms. Break it and folks will think you are writing a funny documentary.

You rely on computers because dogs cannot detect cancer with sufficient reliability to count on them, day after day, year after year, and their cancer detection accuracy is not all that high to begin with for deep cancers. I taught one to detect breast cancer and I can tell you it is not easy and the accuracy was poor for all of the dogs in the study. The amazing part is that it could be done at all.

Huh? Which woods do yo live in? Mountain Dew has one of the highest levels of caffeine in any soda pop. Does your neck of the woods have a special factory? IMWTK

If I had mod points today you would get +1 Funny