A friend of mom invited us to dinner. And I've noticed that her husband sucks and seems she's not having a very good relationship with him. I wonder if it'll help me to have sex with her.. because I really want to...

I'd like to have sex with her daughter as well. She's cute (I don't want a threesome though. I'm always afraid that if I cum in one girl, the other girl will envy the first one)

Ejaculating in your last pair of underpants is not a wise idea.

My current fantasy is a 16 y/o girl..
I'm simply dying to have sex with a soft and nice girl who has just reached her puberty.

The only problem is that all of the 16 year old girls that I chatted with laughed at me for wanting to meet them. It sucks.
I wish I could find a young girl who would want to have sex with someone who is about a decade older than her... would anyone help me finding a girl like that? If you have a daughter in that age, I'd love to hear from you.

I hope it doesn't mean I'm a pedophile, does it?

Warning: A disgusting JE, like the previous one.

It appears that the doctor who evaporated my warts missed some of them (which is weird.. they were pretty visible), so I had to go to the doctor again.
Most of the warts were on the penis shaft, but there was an isolated one that he asked me to mark, so I marked it by surrounding it with 2 marker points.

So it appears later that the doc laser-blasted the 2 marker points and left the wart intact!

So I had to go to the doctor again! And it's not so simple since it inolves 2 meetings for bureaucratic reasons (1 hour of bike ride for each direction).
At least it's over, I hope.. he mocked me for coming so many times (as it is my fault), and asked me "Why aren't you operating the laser by yourself?"..

At least this time I could see how the laser evaporation gets done. A bit freaky to see my penis geting blasted and burned by laser like that. Luckily I didn't feel much because of the lidocaine-based anesthetic - this time I knew I should apply a lot of it on my penis.

Warning: A disgusting JE about a sexually-transmitted disease.

I had condyloma, which is wart-like growth on the genitals, caused by a virus and passed through body contact. I had a lot of warts on the top of my penis shaft. Two of them were pretty big.

I guess it happened because I slept with a married woman who loves cheating on her husband. Her vagina did have fish-oil smell.. suspicious? I always used a condom, but I guess this thing is passed with skin contact. :-O

So I had to go to a doctor and he removed it with laser, and it looked very funny - the places that had the warts turned into craters. :) The problem is that now those craters are getting filled with pus and I have to wash them everyday, and it kinda hurts. And the biggest problem is that I can't have sex for a month! What would my friend say? I hope I can satisfy her with oral sex until that annoying period is over. I also hope I didn't pass that nasty thing to HER! I don't want her to have a surgery because of me..

I've just returned from my ex' place.

We were having sex, and it seems that every act of penetration really hurted the poor girl. We tried several positions and each of them hurted her more.. the last position we tried was the standard girl-on-top (does it have a name?), and it hurted her the most - she couldn't stand it for more than 10 seconds.

So she got off, and pointed on some blood I had on my condom. "See? You wounded me" she said. Oh well.
And then I noticed a /huge/ spot of blood under me. She had like 3 bed sheets and they all got soaked with her blood.. and the mattress too.
Luckily it wasn't my bed. ;-) And no, it wasn't her period.

"When are you going out tonight?"
"I don't know yet, why?"
"Because I want to masturbate and I can't do that when you're walking around here. Go away already!"

In my evergoing quest to find new ways to masturbate in my room, I tried ejaculating to a plastic bag. I'm now writing with jizz-stained hands!
Previously, I tried masturbating on the floor (takes too long to clean) and on a newspaper (makes a suspicious noise when I ejaculate, and generates too much trash).

My impressions: The best way so far, but still not as good as masturbating in the shower room. The problem in the shower room is that I can only masturbate in it if the house is empty or everyone's asleep.

This is sick. I was reading a rejection letter that someone forwarded to me, and when I finished reading it I noticed I was playing with my dick!
I hope it's only because I liked the female name that was mentioned there..

I don't like my current karma, so I'll go whoring for some. Please mod me up if you got modpoints. Thanks

I hope I can find some new porn first.

Guess what, people? I'm going to masturbate while I'm drunk for the first time! One of my roommates offered me a drink before he left to party (unfortunately I can't party because I'm sick), so I accepted the offer and drank vodka with beer - a good way to get drunk fast.
Actually I'm not totally drunk but quite buzzed.. but it can still make an interesting experience - especially because sickness is involved too.

The shutters-repair guys are here in order to enhance our windows experience, but I can't masturbate when they are here!! And I want to masturbate so much!!
Please make them leave.

This is a brand new topic icon, made especially for me! Isn't that great?

Just great for this useless journal entry: I wanted to tell you all that I'm going to masturbate now.
I hope nobody would hear the noise...
Previously I had problems masturbating in this place, because of the rubber thingie in the tub - that thing which is supposed to prevent you from slipping (and catches a lot of dirt and crap as time goes by), but it was removed, luckily for me (I didn't want to masturbate on it).

But..... the new tub room is close to where other people sleep. I hope they won't hear the FAP FAP FAP noise. :)

Semen often smells like some cleaning liquid, and it tastes like soap (yes, I was curious). So, can it possibly mean that you can clean stuff with semen?

Do you think I have a chance with her? Now that her movie is so underrated (31% fresh), maybe her standards will be low enough to have sex with me?