Were any cats harmed in the running of the programs?

I spit at their attempt to get my DNA! Oh, wait...

I thought that googling Google would crash the Internet...

Pictures or it didn't happ... Oh, wait...

T-Fal or Calphalon?

I try to encourage them to at least look at the help files and/or research a bit before asking me, but they won't - I guess they find it easier to call me. I've even explained to them that by finding the answer themselves, they'll have a better understanding and maybe even learn something else useful, but to no avail. My aunt even called me a few weeks ago to ask me a question about Solitaire...

A really, really dark brown hole?


Hmmm... Maybe I need to change my sig for this post!

Now there's something you could sell tickets to!

Hmmm... Sort of a "value removed tax" instead of a "value added tax." I like it!

That's a bit arbitrary - I find that the temperture of crap varies quite a bit based on the ambient temperture and the length of time since it's been crapped.

I'll bet his password is "Duh!".

DPL (Disgust Per Lawsuit) is even more powerful!

Well, that just stinks!

I've never understood why women want the seat left down. If you think about it, it's in their best interest to put the seat down when they go into the toilet and put it back up when they're done. That way, they don't run the risk of falling in due to sitting while the seat is up and they don't have to worry about us guys getting the seat wet since it won't get wet in the raised position.

Unfortunately, I've found that even the most logical female will refuse to follow this logic...