My infrared thermometer has a laser, does that count?

Try catchng them with a net or fishing rod instead. Far less weight to carry.

I just make mead for my local apiary and get honey by the bucket in exchange. That obviously won't work for everybody but it's worth a shot if you're feeling adventurous.

Your schools suck. You need to bitch to the guys in charge till they fix them.

You're one of those people who thinks milk comes from a factory, aren't you?

I grew up on a farm and we always saved at least some portion of each year's crop to plant the following year; you're pissing your money away otherwise. I can introduce you to any number of grain, bean or vegetable farmers who will tell you they do the same. Granted, certain varieties from large scale breeders won't grow as well the second year for any number of reasons but seed saving is very much a standard practice.

As a Canadian nerd, we should be so lucky!

My native language is English and I find discussing ideas with my coworkers and boss painful too.

His name is Jeff Albertson, you insensitive AC!

Only if it's ASCII.

Of course we don't text much, we're too busy telling people to get off our lawns!

Personally, I think it sends a stronger message to tell the company "your product isn't even worth pirating" than to establish that there is in fact demand for it despite the issues.

Unfortunately they misheard "suspend copyright" as "suspsend common sense" and thought it was a great idea.

If you're looking for something that works (almost) everywhere in Canada check out 7-11. I have yet to end up somewhere there wasn't coverage; they use the Rogers towers. Unfortunately they don't offer unlimited voice, just data and texting. Our current plan is unlimited texting and 200 minutes of Canada-wide talk time for $25/mo.