I wish they still had the karma points enabled like in the old days... most of my older accounts had something like -11, though this one's probably pretty far up, considering I post total garbage and get +5's for making stuff up, and some of my posts get moderated over 8 times.

All you have to do is make a remotely-relevant post with pseudo-knowledge, and most importantly, do it early.

BURN MY COFFIN... if you think bands like Marduk, Burzum, or Mayhem are fucked up, try listening to Rhapsody. Those guys are FUCKED UP.

Wait, no one's listening.

-SexyKellyOsbourne

Mercyful Fate - Nuns Have No Fun

Upon a cross a nun will be hanged
She will be raped by an evil man
Knock spikes through her hands
Things won't come she won't understand

You're a nun you haven't had no fun
Living your life as virgin queen
I'm gonna change it and I'll get it done
Tomorrow you won't be a virgin queen

C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah
I get it up, I get it up in the dark
I make her feel I'm not a holy man
Faster breathing, she's like a shark
She want's more, I'm gonna give her my cross

Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
But I'll give them hell, I never fail
Nuns have no fun, They just have their fathers and sons
But I'll give them hell, I never fail

I get it up, I get it up in the dark
I make her feel I'm not a holy man
Faster breathing, she's like a shark
She want's more I'm gonna give her my cross

C. U. N. T. that's what you are, you're C. U. N. T. yeah.