Journal Journal: Eep. 18
If you're in a position to put people in jobs, repeat after me:
"I promise to never ever put an IT person at the front desk on phone duty."
5 can't come soon enough. This is seriously freaking me out.
You know the rules, we've all done this before.
Book: The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide by Douglas Adams.
Sentence: "At that moment thr dull sound of a rumbling crash from outside filtered through the low murmur of the pub, through the sound of the jukebox, through the sound of the man next to Ford hiccupping over the whisky Ford had eventually bought him."
Tag. You're it.
It seems that the newest 419 scams involve donating money in the name of our Noodly Lord, like so:
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Dear Friend ,
Greetings in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, I am Mrs.Jennifer kimberly,a widow to Late james kimberly, I am 74years old,I am now a new Christian convert,
suffering from long time cancer of the breast.From all indications my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I won't live more than two months according to my doctors. This is because the cancer stage has gotten to a very bad stage.
My late husband was killed during the US raid against terrorism in Afghanistan,and during the period of our marriage we couldn't produce any child.
Mylate husband was very wealthy and after his death,I inherited all his business and wealth.
The doctor has advised me that I may not live for more than two months, so I now decided to divide part of this wealth, to contribute to the development of the church in Africa, America, Asia and Europe.
I selected you after visiting the website and I prayed over it, I am willing to donate the sum of USD$2.5Million to you for the less privileged.
Please I want you to note that this fund is lying in a security company and upon my instruction, you will file in an application for the transfer of the money in your name.
Lastly, I honestly pray that this money when transferred will be used for the said purpose, because I have come to findout that wealth acquisition without Christ is vanity upon vanity.
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God,and the fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you and your family.
I await your urgent reply.
kindly contact my lawyer Barrister williams smith
and his email address: barrwilliams_smith01@yahoo.co.uk
Yours in Christ.
Mrs.Jennifer kimberly
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At least they're not telling me I won the international lottery anymore
Ramen.
A relationship has been building for some time now and is about to culminate in shacking up! Republicans, act now before morality goes down the drain with non-married couples living together!
Yes, that's right, SolemnDragon and Blinder are not only a couple, but are shacking up on the first of October! Oh noes!!!11!!one
Quick! Rdewald! Tell them it's a bad idea (but don't tell them together, make it seem like you're giving special advice to each in private)! FortKnox! Tell them to be wary and make sure they know it's too early for something like this! Kesuki! Plot Blinder's death!
We cannot allow these grown adults make decisions for themselves! I mean, they're practically kids!
Me? Oh, I'm quite happy for them and plan on inviting them over for a celebratory dinna as soon as I learn how to cook yummy stuff that Solemn can eat. Then again, I'm not Christian or Republican.
I will be the official PR Spinner for this event, so any and all questions / flames / congratulations should be posted here. Trolls will not be responded to unless they first make accounts.
Factorials were someone's attempt to make math LOOK exciting.