Not feces, though; feces is never sexy.

There, fixed that for you :)

I always prefered useful names. Everyone was installing printers via IP address or Netware dotted nomenclature, but I'd go into the http config and add the location or name of a nice girl that sits near the printer :)

It helped, no really

For the first time, web surfers can surf amongst some of the estimated 100 million tonnes of plastic and assorted human refuse that has been accumulating in the middle of the North Pacific Gyre since the 1950s - all without getting their hands dirty.

Demonstrating the far superior beauty available from Web 2.0 applications, in comparison to the grubby ocean, the Ocean feature of Google Earth allows users to zoom in and out of specific locations on a tapestry of panoramic images that have been woven together. Beat that, stupid Nature!

John Wanke, head of Google Earth said, "The great thing about this site is that it will be inclusive," the irony that we were all already included and represented by at least one piece of crap in the great pile no doubt lost on him.

of course not, it's astrology. An art form useful for relieving morons of their money.

The fact that their civilization has lasted long enough to get out amongst the far reaches of the galaxy demonstrates that they have left that sort of pettiness behind ...

**crunch** (gets eaten)

They're out there, just hiding. You would too.

we're behind a giant Goatse-proof fence, aka Great Firewall of Australia

Can't see Goatse from out backyard, but plenty of child-eating spiders, sharks, stingrays, snakes and dinosaurs. Yep, no wuckers about that, mate

Anyway, go Ben Graham - 1st Australian to play in a superbowl final.

Next year, how about you outsource all the tech to Putin's Russia. You know, just as an international gesture of goodwill ... MalwareBowl