Nerdgasm

...all of Verizon's current smartphone plans have data caps

If you've got an Unlimited Data plan (as I have), this won't be an issue. The throttling of your service will be, however.

Fuckers.

The unfortunate facts are that self defense is only warranted when fleeing is unlikely. If your son retaliated when he had the ability to retreat, the self defense plea doesn't hold ground. This even goes for serious acts of violence.

You're absolutely right, the policies here suck donkey balls. It's so very much black and white, with little consideration for the middle ground, trying to understand the circumstances on a case by case basis; like the sex offender laws.

IANAL, but my suggestion, as someone who's dealt with the Texas criminal "Just Us" system, make all efforts to clear your son's criminal record as soon as possible. Otherwise, his adult life is going to be rife with obstacles and irritants.

Side note: Seriously? A fine for profane language? What the fuck?

No, they just use Keyloggers.

Android user here: I can to go Settings > Location & Security and turn off "Use Wireless Networks" and "Use GPS Satellites" location settings.
Any time I use an app that requires location information, it cannot find me.
Additionally, with those settings turned off, when I take a picture and look up the EXIF Data, the GPS information is blank.

It may or may not be as secure as I think it is, but that's pretty efficient in my book.

The video posted in the summary is quite suitable for the most part. There's not a loose eyeball, drop of blood, splintered bone, or bit of brain matter to be seen anywhere.
The video sucks doubly for that reason...

It makes no sense to me that something like polygamy is an arrestable offense. Aside from the mediocre tax breaks you get from marriage, what are the benefits that you can glean from multiple marriages that would cause it to be inherently illegal?

Someone please mod parent up. I already knew the aforementioned details, but dammit, that was a clear and concise explanation.

You're suggesting that pirates pay for that which they are to pirate?
You, sir, have contradicted yourself.

Nevertheless, I like your idea :)

Agreed. Also, I'm killing the first person to name their device "Cutie".

We need a launch pad for better visual technology. This could be crucial for future photographic endeavors.

Someone mod parent up, please :)

"Leave Stevie alone!"
*applies extra eyeliner, sobbing*

True. So what's stopping you from raking in the dough with the same business model?

What I find ridiculous is the following:

living in fear of being stricken by another heart attack and/or stroke

Did he have a previous heart attack/stroke from the information provided by Wikileaks, or is he just some old fart?