The title of this article is an absolute embarrassment. This is beyond inaccurate, it's inflammatory. Photography is not banned. A reasonable safety margin has been set around the response equipment and boats - and it's about fucking time. Scuba divers and other special activities are routinely given a 75 foot (more or less) safety margin, and it seems absolutely reasonable to make everyone stay clear while these people are trying to work. Frankly, 300 feet would have been completely reasonable. It's bad enough this "news" is already ancient (par for the course on
Nothing to see here. Move along.
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Even the word loan is in both the title and in the URL.
In the second article, not the
What the unholy fuck is this?
I think
On the plus side, the discussion thus far has been quite entertaining.
"And remember: Evil will always prevail, because Good is dumb." -- Spaceballs