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Comment Goes with the territory. (Score 1) 205

If you have stuff on your computer you don't want to share with the repair guys, then encrypt it or delete it, because there is nothing else going to stop them from seeing it.
 
One of my university buddies worked at a repair job; not Geek Squad, but the local mega-computer-store equivalent. He worked a lot of nights and weekends and often had the repair shop to himself. Any time a machine came in for repair he would run a boot CD with a script to hoover up any and all .jpg and video files and copy them to an external hard drive. In two summers and a year of weekends, he amassed the most amazing amateur porn collection you could imagine. He said about every 3rd machine had a secret stash of porn, mostly boring stuff from the net, which he didn't bother with, but about 1 in 10 had homemade pics or videos which he kept.

Comment Anybody know why? (Score 1) 171

Does anybody know why? Why is the USA having such a hard time getting chip and PIN working? It seems very odd to me that the US is so far behind the rest of the world.
 
We have had chip and PIN here for about 8 or 10 years. I think I saw my first American portable chip terminal last summer at the Minneapolis airport. Up till then the servers still walked away with your card (how sketchy is that!), and then brought a piece of paper for you to write your name on.

Comment Re:All the above (Score 1) 302

If I want to know how to replace a taillight bulb on my car, a video is perfect. If I want the registry entry to let me open 50 files at once in windows 10, half a page of text will do. They each have their place. The problem is when somebody makes a 7 minute video instead of typing that half page of text.

Comment Re:Crap handwaiving (Score 1) 320

Words have meanings. Around here a layoff is when you have too many workers and you let some go to adjust the size of your workforce. A layoff means that if the company is going to add staff, they will call the laid off workers first and offer them the jobs. If they want you gone and they don't ever want you back they use the word fired. Seems to fit.

Comment From the Space Ritual (Score 0) 70

In case of Sonic Attack on your district, follow these rules:

If you are making love it is imperative to bring all bodies to orgasm simultaneously.
Do not waste time blocking your ears.
Do not waste time seeking a "sound proofed" shelter.
Try to get as far away from the sonic source as possible
Do not panic
Do not panic

Use your wheels. It is what they are for.
Small babies may be placed inside the special cocoons
and should be left, if possible, in shelters.
Do not attempt to use your own limbs.
If no wheels are available - metal - not organic -
limbs should be employed whenever practical.

Remember:
In the case of sonic attack survival means
"Every man for himself"
Statistically more people survive if they think
only of themselves
Do not attempt to rescue friends, relatives, loved ones
You have only a few seconds to escape
Use those seconds sensibly or you will inevitably die
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

These are the first signs of sonic attack:
You will notice small objects - such as ornaments - oscillating
You will notice vibrations in your diaphragm
You will hear a distand hissing in your ears
You will feel the need to vomit
You will feel dizzy
You will have difficulty focussing
You will need to breathe more rapidly
There will be bleeding from orifices
There will be an ache in the pelvic region
You may be subject to fits of hysterical shouting or even laughter

These are all sign of imminent sonic destruction
Your only protection is flight
If you are less than ten years old
Remain in your shelter and use your cocoon
Remember - you can help no one else
You can help no one else
You can help no one else
Do not panic
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself
Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Think only of yourself

Comment I thought I was seeing the mobile site by mistake (Score 3, Insightful) 381

I thought I was seeing the mobile site by mistake. The new layout is from Satan who is the Devil. Information density is down by about 70%. All I see is white space (Gray space?) with a single column of news articles down the center. The old layout was far more usable for me.

Comment Re:By far not the first time (Score 2) 133

Going from memory here so be gentle, but as I recall the idea was to write a bit that was sort of half magnetized and neither a one or a zero. The original disk would read different values if you read it several times, a copy would always give the same value. I recall it also got cracked.
 
I also recall a friend who's boss had a new-fangled C64 for his small business. He had an accounting package for the C64 which he had bought from a local software house. One day the software's copy protection errored and deciding his legit, store bought disk was a copy. It overwrote a disk with 8 months of payroll data with "PIRATEPIRATEPIRATE..." The developer of the software ended up having to hire someone to re-enter all the data.

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