My question is why is DARPA researching this? I can see the Internet or something like that being military technology, but 'electroceuticals?' HMM? What's that about?

come do me first motherfuckers!

How about not even once? UPDATE MICROSOFT

cuz you get paid to read slashdot

Then why didn't they do something then? Ho

They're the cops but they're selling girl scout cookis. Don't play with my mom son she's got a gun.

Tell me this. What is my model for this. In my brain. What is my model for what is going on?

The GNAA man.. I ain't even anonymous.

they're poking holes in my packages. The whole world knows this shit.

my mom banging pots and pans into my left brain. can we do that one? the evil hypmotist

Did you make sure to read it literally so as to check whether my mother is allright?

[CAPS]this is about profit? this is about druugs. show me the profit you little pussy. they don't care about gangrene nahmen? gnaa dont mean nothing son -- so when you gonna get that fixed? idiots are gon get stupid ideas like this -- its like this -- when you gon lie? ho? when violence is involved be sure to get paid breaker breaker over over i keep repeating it like this but its a little bitch come get paid you little bitch see you on mars see that thats mission to mars ima make you bite my dick you little hos ima make you see that i'm fresh till the cows come home ima then kill your motherfucking mother with my fresh french bread ima eat breathe live and kill just to make you pay and you owe you fucking owe so come fucking pay and you're just like 'we could lose 21 lines over this' i'd teach you what i just did -- but i'd have to kill you and i don't like you at all this is about HYPNOTISM and i'ma kill you for disrespect c mut i mean na? my shits incorrect like the vainglorious and ima take a to court fur my mom na mean p-nut butta? ima kill ya ma [/ALLCAPS] SUPREME CIVIL WAR --TRUE

and the perp-u-lation says what? Welcome to Corp 101

You just mocked the essential point of this whole question. Drives if they fail (other than from abuse) will usually fail in the first few days of use. My question is why are you here mocking anything at all?

This used to be a place to learn interesting technology from interesting and smart people. You won't notice that none of them are still around and there aren't even any good stories on the front page anymore "because you just showed how stupid you are on the internet".

This would be fraudulent for the body that is supposedly responsible for the money. They would be tainting the US Dollar in a real way that wouldn't go unnoticed.