Don't pick a fight during semen week?

Yeah, because right before hitting Publish, most people go back over their article to make sure every word is well thought out so as not to offend the linguistically sensitive of the world.

Don't forget assembler on rails

Yeah, it has nothing to do with the fact that by the 100th time this is reposted you already know what it says and speed-read it anyway and enjoy a nice dose of coaifrnimton bais.

I'd like to know what technology they're using to get such fine etchings of the google copyright image in the sand. I'm very impressed.

A post back to the server with fresh page content and new ads etc, for every question? No thanks. For bailing on question 2 I award myself an IQ of infinity.

Kim Stanley Robinson deals with a lot of these issues in his sci fi trilogy about the colonization of Mars (Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars), where the life-extending treatment is invented and provided to the colonists of Mars. It's fascinating and if you ever wondered about this idea, you should get these books and read them, especially the first two. In his portrayal of this process it seems the most prevalent side effect is memory loss, which makes sense. Also this type of thing needs to be paired with strict population control measures, which he also goes into in a very elegant way (every person granted the implicit right to bear 0.75 children, licencing off the other 0.5 or buying it from another couple that does not want it, etc.)

Two million pounds of meat recalled due to high levels of profanity... more at 11pm.

Without sleep? Make it 6,999,999,999.

I solved the passwords issue by making sure the alphabetic components of all my passwords are comprised only of the 2 letters in common between qwerty and dvorak. Thus I never need to guess which layout is currently active when I am logging in somewhere, because it's typed the exact same way on either layout.