As a christian, I can assure you that you have no idea what you're talking about.
Oh is that how it works? Once you're part of a group, you have complete knowledge of all facets of that group. Sweet.
As someone that uses commas, (^citation) I can assure you that you have no idea what you're talking about. Hey, that does work!
There are a lot of happy/unhappy people who are/aren't christian. Maybe it's not about that?
Maybe it is. This is a compelling argument we're having here. You're really good at making points requiring deep and involved refutation.
Is the world bad? Just ask the millions of non-upper-middle-class-white-western-civilization people for whom life most assuredly sucks on a daily basis. You don't need Christianity to prove the world is bad.
I would but they were all too busy chasing their next sexual encounter to answer the question.
And when was the last time that happened to you? Oh right, never.
I still claim that the cat jumping up on the bed in the middle of it can technically count in a pinch.
There are studies that show that christian couples have more and better sex than non-christian couples, even, gasp, those that waited until they were married.
You failed to read to the end of that study where they qualified it with the fact that the sex was with someone other than the person they were married with. You know, while we're merely claiming the existence of supporting evidence.
Let's see how much fun that threesome is after you get multiple diseases.
No danger here; I know exactly where your sister and mother have been. Dear diary, jackpot.
I'm not catholic. I don't take the pope seriously. Please stop lumping us all together.
You're Christian. A lot of us don't take you seriously. Also, we figured that lumping you altogether was the only way that threesome was ever going to happen.