Comment I'd be perfect (Score 2, Informative) 238
My sexual history fits on a post-it note.
Comment Re:Obligatory (Score 1, Offtopic) 133
I think the worst part about the whole thing is that movie started Kirstie Alley's "acting" career.
Comment damn (Score 1) 187
in a choose your own adventure, i remember finding a page that was not linked to any other page and had no idea if it was intentionally like that or just a bad pointer.
just remembered that now. thanks slashdot.
Comment ok seriously (Score 3, Interesting) 100
why cant they take all this map data and have racing or GTA type games where you can drive in places you're familiar with?
Comment easy (Score 1) 417
just teach him visual basic
Comment Re:What's next? (Score 3, Funny) 148
wait till you find out how they protect Nimrods.
Comment 3 passwords (Score 1) 278
thats all I care to remember. One for critical things (like work email, anything requiring a #CC), one for semi-important things (like gmail account), and one where I don't really care if it gets hax0rd (slashdot, reddit etc).
Yes I do have various different logins for work vpns and servers, this is more for personal type stuff.
Comment Re:Do not want. (Score 5, Funny) 497
ok but what if I took one of these, added a hard protective plastic coating, and then some ports for keyboards and such. i'd call it a 'laptop'.
Comment Re:deh (Score 1) 247
I'm okay with America spying on other countries, because I'm sure most every industrialized nation spies on us. Certainly China, India, Pakistan, Iran, etc etc etc
Darth Vader Robs Long Island Bank
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Apparently the destruction of the second Death Star has stretched the Galactic Empire's coffers so thin that Lord Vader himself is robbing banks. From the article: "Impotent Rebel Alliance security forces tell Newsday (paywall) that Vader marched into a Chase bank in Setauket around 11:30 a.m. today. Brandishing a completely unnecessary handgun — as he had the power to choke the oxygen out every teller's throat — the fallen Jedi demanded cash."
Comment wtf (Score 1) 557
She said they were likely to become depressed or angry, have trouble forming relationships and suffer from decreased sexual appetites. Small percentages said they had reacted to unpleasant images by vomiting or crying. "The images interfere with their thinking processes. It messes up the way you react to your partner," Ms. Laperal said. "If you work with garbage, you will get dirty."
That's me now, and I'm not getting paid. =(
That's me now, and I'm not getting paid. =(
Comment Re:Ready to occupy (Score 1) 294
kinda warm, but I suppose we could go
Comment mod parent UP (Score 2, Interesting) 765
post the IP. let the internet hate machine do its thing. trust us, it's for the best. you will probably have your laptop back in less than a week, with hilarious results.
Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble 145
PhrostyMcByte writes "12 million light-years away, in the outer spiral of galaxy NGC 7793, a bubble of hot gas approximately 1,000 light-years in diameter can be found shooting out of a black hole — one of the most powerful jets of energy ever seen. (Abstract available at Nature.) The bubble has been growing for approximately 200,000 years, and is expanding at around 1,000,000 kilometers per hour."
Comment Re:Parrots (Score 1) 238
my cats breath smells like cat food
