"Demographically speaking I should be a heavy social media user, but that is not the case. I've never had a social media account."
I think the author is more confused than we are.

They need to reboot The Young Ones.
I think they're still alive. Even the 5th flatmate.
(Oh.. Rick died two years ago.)

I'm waiting for the announcement of Trump-Musk 2016.

We will definitely need more popcorn.

Might as well ban local language. Just code!

Unregistered bad guy with drone can be stopped by registered good guy with drone.

That means that he will be stripped of his honors from being in the Three Comma club. No more cars with doors that open "like this" or "like this".

Or does he have worth anywhere else?

I read somewhere he received a six figures payment for right to the concept.
I'm still trying to find a credible source, but it would not surprise me as the usual payment is around 250k for book rights.

What's wrong with Bandcamp?
If the problem is that you want to get cash for your album, just print out business cards with QRCodes for one-time links to your album.

One line comes out of this..

"Harrison Ford somehow had the balls to rewrite his lines and got away with it, both in Star Wars and in Raiders of the Lost Ark."

There. That's the only reason he made it big. It was a brilliant attitude against someone like Lucas.

Actually, it's DROP TABLE PEOPLE;
http://xkcd.com/1409/

I read it all, expecting he got into a fight and his mom got scared, said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

But yeah.. Doesn't sound like roofies. None of it.

To be taken seriously, one must hit them where it hurts.

Here is why the Snowden story got so big. One single little facet of the whole "government is spying on us" thing.
One Program.
Bullrun.

"Because of Snowden, we now know that the listeners undertook to do what they repeatedly promised respectable expert opinion they would never do. They always said they would not attempt to break the crypto that secures the global financial system.
That was false."
"...attempting to break the encryption that holds the global financial industry together, it had also stolen the keys to as many vaults as possible. With this disclosure the NSA forfeited respectable opinion around the world. Their reckless endangerment of those who don't accept danger from the United States government was breathtaking."

The Occupy Wall Street was all fun and games until one bullet point item came up. (Delaware being a tax heaven for Congressmen). As soon as that point made the news, all of the police forces, in sync, shut everything down.

The PAC needs something as effective and dealdy, and keep their mouth shut about it until it's too late to go back.

Sorry, forgot to put quotes and mention this was from an episode of Silicon Valley.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

But will it be able to tell you the difference between a heart attack and a panick attack?

Would you be interested in a device that links to your smartphone and lets you know, even before it happens, whether you're having a panic attack - or a heart attack?
- Yeah, yeah.
OK, here's how Panic-A-Tech works.
You wear this on your finger all day and it tracks your vitals.
Or if that's too embarrassing, there's also a Bluetooth suppository and that goes right where you think it goes.
And that comes with a retrieval kit.