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Comment Re:Fixing the presidency? Or the voters? (Score 1) 550

No insult to either OP or you, but such discussions should be handled thusly

        Your post advocates a

        ( ) technical ( ) legislative ( ) market-based (x) vigilante

        approach to selecting voters. Your idea will not work. Here is why it wonâ(TM)t work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

        (x) Requires too much cooperation from voters
        ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
        ( ) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone elseâ(TM)s career or business

        Specifically, your plan fails to account for

        (x) Laws expressly prohibiting it
        ( ) Asshats
        ( ) Jurisdictional problems
        ( ) Technically illiterate politicians

        and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

        (x) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever been shown practical
        ( ) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
        ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

        Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

        (x) Sorry dude, but I donâ(TM)t think it would work.
        ( ) This is a stupid idea, and youâ(TM)re a stupid person for suggesting it.
        ( ) Nice try, assh0le! Iâ(TM)m going to find out where you live and burn your house down!

Comment Re:Like the Hollywood movies (Score 1) 332

That rationalising has never made sense to me:

We know there were no "ancient aliens" because all claims pertaining to that are obviously bogus and debunked.

So they didn't contact us at a point in our history the natives really would have taken them for gods. OK That makes sense, non-intervention and whatnot...

But what is keeping them from revealing themselves now? We now KNOW what aliens are or would be. They wouldn't be worshipped as gods because we're not ignorant apes with no technology; we're a fledgling spacefaring species who've dipped their toe in extra-terrestrial exploration.

If anything, we're RIPE for alien contact.

The usual argument to that is "well, the aliens don't want us to have access to tech that is too far ahead of us"

Fine, then don't share it with us: If you're so powerful you can cross interstellar voids, there's nothing humans can to to compel you to do anything you don't want.

Complete silliness. All just a smokescreen to cover classified vehicles/weapons.

The truth is we ARE all alone, and we better start understanding that and learning to save ourselves and not wait for space big-brother to help

Comment Re:News for nerds, stuff that matters (Score 1) 70

I agree with you that in principle, this doesn't qualify as Slashdot-worthy.

But at the same time, which nerd here hasn't stopped on Jeopardy while flipping channels and sneerily-answered a "tough" question on that show?

My personal vote? Put that Alex Schmidt kid (the one who was an editor at Cracked) on there. He's used to hosting panel-discussions and has nerd-cred

Comment It makes perfect sense (Score 1) 34

What with all the on-site, in-person work you need to operate a site like LinkedIn.

I imagine it must have put a hold on all the door-to-door cold-calls they constantly do.

Wait, what? All of LinkedIn's work can be done remotely? No sh--?

Then I can't imagine why they're laying off workers. And I'm sure they're not filing for any sort of assistance at the same time...

/sarcasm

Classic Games (Games)

They're Making a Movie Based On the 1978 Game 'Space Invaders' (deadline.com) 132

The 1978 arcade game Space Invader will become a major motion picture, reports Engadget. "The writer behind the 'Mortal Kombat' reboot is involved."

Deadline reports: It will take work fleshing this into a full-fledged alien-invasion movie, but the title is certainly a brand. In the game, a series of blocky aliens descended from the top of the screen to the bottom, and players basically blasted them until their thumbs cramped, or the invaders succeeded in overwhelming the slow-triggered defender of earth.
"Nothing surprises me any more," adds the headline at Io9. Once, I would be surprised and bemused by the things Hollywood tries to turn into major franchises in 2019. I might observe how the truth now matches what we used to make up as parody. But, look, Battleship is a real movie and Rihanna was in it and that was seven years ago... Since the arcade game is entirely devoid of plot, except for the riveting narrative of shooting up until your thumbs cramp, it'll probably be some entirely original plot about alien invaders, maybe something Independence Day-esque, with some inevitable cute nods to the original thrown in... [W]e'll keep you posted as long as you keep putting quarters into the machine.
Yahoo Movies UK calls the news "apparent proof that Hollywood will literally make a movie out of anything... Also in the pipeline is a live-action outing for Sonic the Hedgehog, which was delayed earlier this year so that Paramount could redesign the character following a fan backlash."

I'm still waiting for a big-budget Hollywood blockbuster based on Pong.
IT

Microsoft Edge Might Come To Linux (zdnet.com) 146

The Microsoft Edge developer team held an AMA (Ask Me Anything) session on Reddit this week where they revealed some of their plans on current and upcoming features. From a report: The biggest tease the company dropped was its apparent willingness to release an Edge version for Linux -- a move that was once considered inconceivable. "We don't have any technical blockers to keep us from creating Linux binaries, and it's definitely something we'd like to do down the road. That being said, there is still work to make them 'customer ready' (installer, updaters, user sync, bug fixes, etc.) and something we are proud to give to you, so we aren't quite ready to commit to the work just yet. Right now, we are super focused on bringing stable versions of Edge first to other versions of Windows (as well as macOS), and then releasing our Beta channels," Edge devs said.

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