Exactly! Add to that the fact that the surgeons simply needed to rotate Steve by 90 degrees to have all his internal organs shift to 'landscape mode' for easy access and I am sure the surgery was a breeze.

Can't get a trojan from an mp3, but you sure can from a cracked game!

You get them from retail games too.

or at least a cue to the recipients that the sender is on the look-out for fraud. ...not to mention a sterling indicator that it is a piece of mail worth tampering with.

"There have been skydiving weddings for a long while now. Aren't they Zero-G?"

Not really. In fact, most would say that gravity is a fairly fundamental part of the whole skydiving experience.

Surely the process is pretty simple,

Send the guy an email asking if the domain is for sale. If the owner is a *pinky to mouth* "One million dollars", kind of guy, it is unlikely that there is any approach you can take that will force him away from a ridiculous price anyway. The only advice that seems valid is, "Don't make the email sound like you are both wealthy and desperate".

Personally, I would make it a short one line email, "Is this domain for sale? If so, please respond with your asking price", then just take it from there. I like to believe that there is nobody that is still stuck in the late 90's when it comes to cybersquat domain prices, but you never know. If the price you get back from him indicates that he is acting like a 90's squatter just email back with, "Ok, thank you". Keep it terse, and keep the ball in his court. Most of all, don't get attached to this particular domain until *your* name is on the whois!

Wow! This is the second best slashdot article I have ever seen!

Much to my amusement, a colleague of mine once suggested that the conversion from polytheism to monotheism was the result of an off-by-one error :)

I have been using Jango for the past few months and find it very good. I am out in India currently so I have no idea how it works in the UK, but it is great here, probably worth a look.

For the record, I am not affiliated with them beyond being a regular user.

Or this one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buqtdpuZxvk

It's a lot less cost-effective to go tomb raiding than to make your own fakes

Wonderful! It is exactly this kind of advice that will get us through the credit crunch.

Stay tuned tomorrow, when we will explain to you how to save on bullets but just pretending not to hear or see your enemies and/or cheating spouses!

I was talking to a guy who asked me, in translation, "Brothers, sisters, one, two, three?" It took me a while to figure out he wanted to know how many siblings I had.

Surely the possible semantic meanings for those set of words is fairly limited?! Either he was asking you how many siblings you had, or he was attempting to start a jazz band, spontaneously.

Will you be able to type "teenage pussy" without being bothered by some old deary who wants to tell you about the longevity of her pet cat?

I think this problem will more likely be solved by economic recovery, since SEO consultants are now forced to accept payment in the form of Werther's originals.

Whats next then? Obligatory renaming AIDS in "gay flu"?

That... is both offensive and hilarious!

It's not so much "pigs are gross" as "you are guaranteed to go to hell if you touch pigs the wrong way."

Even I believe you are going to hell if you "Touch a pig the wrong way".... and I am an atheist!

At the very least, you validated my point about you guys being direct ;o).

I didn't mean to offend about the 'race' thing, I couldn't find the appropriate word, but hopefully you understand what I mean, generally speaking, I like you guys! I saw the story about the attack on the queens birthday celebration and I was shocked and saddened, clearly you have complete idiots in your country just like every country does.

I also understand your points about problems further up the distribution chain, but understand that all of these kinds of problems exist in other countries too. People in Holland have the same decision as people in all other countries, get involved in the drug trade, with huge rewards but also huge risks... or don't. We (in the UK) have the exact same system for turning citizens into criminals except that in Holland it is possible to be your standard occasional, recreational, cannabis user without crossing that line. It does seem a bit daft to criminalise the distribution chain, but elsewhere we are even more daft by sending those who like the occasional joint through the legal system (and in the USA, possibly to a high security prison for a long stretch).

I happen to be one of those european losers that come to Amsterdam to get high, but I also come for the lovely architecture, the great people, and the best place to eat on the planet.... FEBO!! (Ok, that last one wasn't so serious). I am a quiet/loner sort of chap and like to bar hop with a good pop-sci book (the selfish gene on my last trip, recommended!), but I do appreciate that some of my fellow brits are not nearly as quiet or respectful. All I can say on that point is, they will probably come to visit you anyway... you are much better off with them high than with them drunk. You can ask our other euro neighbors to confirm that point!