I'm assuming this is part of your tight five.

Early 60s is getting up there, to be sure, but a surprising number of people manage to get through their 60s without being afflicted by a rare brain disorder. Further, I've recently received information that people as young as 18 are being affected. (That's when happens when you can be bothered to read to the end of the summary. Obtaining important information, not contracting a disease, just to be clear.)

Still, your valuable insight/hot take is duly noted.

Do you not mean The Doomsday Machine?

...as a method of greeting