Ok so I got bored and wrote a quine patent application. Almost as painful as COBOL. Havent tested it by running it through the lawyers.
METHOD FOR RECREATING THIS PATENT APPLICATION
CLAIMS
1. A method for constructing a textual representation of this patent
application, by executing the method described in its claims; the
method comprising:
(i) emitting the text result of applying a decoding procedure to a
data string S, followed the content of S, followed by a period
character ('.').
2. The method according to Claim 1, wherein the decoding procedure
comprises:
(i) splitting the data string S into pairs of characters H;
(ii) converting the pair of characters H into a number N via a primary
decimalization procedure;
(iii) Returning the result of replacing each number N by the by the
corresponding ASCII character.
3. The method according to claim 2, wherein the primary decimalization
procedure for a character pair H comprises:
(i) Splitting the character pair H into two characters, the first H1
and the second H2;
(ii) Converting the first character H1 into a number N1 via a
secondary decimalization procedure;
(ii) Converting the first character H1 into a number N2 via a
secondary decimalization procedure;
(iv) Returning the result of adding 16 times N1 to N2.
4. The method according to claim 3, wherein the secondary
decimalization procedure for a character C comprises:
(i) if the character C is a digit from 0 to 9, then the result is the
value of that digit;
(ii) otherwise, the result is 55 subtracted from
the ASCII value of the character C.
(iii) Return the result.
5. The method according to claim 4, wherein the data string S
comprises:
4D4554484F4420464F52205245...(and I had to remove the rest of
the hex-encoded version of the text above because the slashdot
lameness filter objected. Quite reasonably, I think)...
65696E20746865206461746120737472696E6720530D0A
636F6D7072697365733A0D0A.