You're right, plus the article doesn't make any sense. Asteroids just pass through one another.

How about putting it on static display in front of your house? Maybe you could park it in the back yard and let the kids play on it.

I always thought it would be cool to bury a WW2 submarine in the back yard as if it were running on the surface.

Maybe I'm missing the obvious, but the story seems to be trying to sensationalize things. Look at the numbers they cite. You can see the following changes from Dec 08 to Dec 09.

Bing +2.4%
Google +2.2%

Yahoo -3.3%
AOL -1.2%
Ask -0.2%

So it looks to me like Bing and Google are just gobbling up market share from the weak. Google grew at approximately the same rate as Bing. Yet the article seized on relative growth, which of course is going to favor growing new services.

Quote: he was surprised DirecTV refused to change its business practices voluntarily

Apparently he has never been a DirecTV customer.

Your vision somehow reminds me of The Matrix.

Oh phew. I'm glad you didn't say most software developers aren't human.

Quote: There might be a few polar bears left if more people wanted one for breakfast.

I'd certainly be willing to try a bear steak. I just have a feeling that on the other end of the supply chain folks aren't that crazy about raising and harvesting the polar bears.

Quote: "fire a payload of golf balls"

Do you yell "fire" or "four" before you trigger this weapon?

Who is Mark Cuban? I cannot seem to find him via Google...

Many, many years ago I vaguely remembering a discussion between some relatives of mine about drafting to get better milage. I seem to recall one potential problem that was mentioned was that trailing cars might not get the airflow for cooling the engine that was expected by the designers. None involved in the discussion were experts. I wonder if there's anything to that line of thinking...?

I guess turning up the volume is out of the question? :)

"we may need new protocols to deal with the large latency"

As others have noted, research along those lines is already in progress. Here's another reference:

http://www.ohio.edu/research/communications/space_communication.cfm

Testing with real data is not necessarily a good practice. Consider sensitive data, such as social security numbers. Auditors may ding your development practices for providing developers access to information they do not need. You need realistic data, not necessarily the real data. If you're bringing real data from prod back to test and dev, consider having something scrub the data.

I thought a Bedazzler was one of those things sold on TV that lets girls add rhinestones to clothing, so when I read the summary I was really curious what the Dept of Homeland Security was doing with them.

Or, improve to the point where a modest, two-seat, electric, commuter car will cost $10,000.