Just for fun, I decided to peruse the really really old Slashdot stuff to see how everything started. Maybe I'd find quiet thoughtful debate about the HTML CENTER tag (1995?) ? Or maybe some lively debate regarding the plot of "Good Will Hunting (1997)" ?

My Theory of Evolution - Scenario #1: "Now"

By chance, one trait is introduced into the genome of a specific individual living thing. If the trait is immediately advantageous over those of the same species who do not possess the trait, then the trait will very likely be passed along to future generations. If the trait is immediately undesirable, then the individual will be rejected by its peers and will be unable to pass along the new trait. This is called evolution.

Ok, so I came across this article on Yahoo News, and the obvious conclusion hit me right in the eye. Evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbate have an advantage over men who do not masturbate. The article does not suggest my conclusion, but it seems obvious from the facts given. Here are some facts/quotes given in the article:

• Men with low sperm counts can si

Thank you so much for all of your comments and suggestions last week. It was important for me to write out those thoughts. Occasionally, my brain repeatedly dances around a topic over and over again, and the only way to finally tackle the issue is to force myself to coherently write it all out. Writing out those thoughts here on Slashdot was an opportunity for me to quickly garner feedback from all you smart folks. I'll post similar thoughts in the future.

Nothing silly and nothing sexy this week. I've been on vacation for the last week or so, and haven't been anywhere near a computer. It gave me a lot of time to think.

I'm going to post some of those private (but probably boring and definitely depressing) thoughts in here, because I want to talk about them, but I'd rather not complicate my real life by talking about them to people I know (that's a long sentence). That's enough introduction... here's my thoughts.

The latest links are at the top, and the practical question of the week is at the bottom.

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• Eating - A message from the American Dairy Association.
• erect - I will have good luck for two years.
• prayers. - Bow down.
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The latest links are at the top, and the practical question of the week is at the bottom.

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• Multiple - She has extra.
• lingo - A lingo ate your baby.
• rider. - Nobody ever forgets.
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The latest links are at the top, and the strange question of the week is at the bottom.

Oops. Painted and baskets are already broken. Check out the link's parent site for some good quality pics .

The latest links are at the top, and an unrelated message is at the bottom ;-).

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• Slashdot - Who are those people?
• sandwich - How does this story end?
• dictionary. - Quantity does not equal

The latest links are at the top, and an unrelated question is at the bottom ;-).

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• An asian - Wu!
• cooking - Reason #1092 I am a vegetarian.
• an umbrella. - Usually circular canopy mounted on a central rod.
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The latest links are at the top ;-).

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• Love - Love means not smiling.
• red - Poussin nu chaud entouré dans le rouge.
• gently. - Some worthwhile flash that was new to me.
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• Natural - Absolutely no enhancements.
• itchy - Hello doctor? I need an antihistamine.
• dreams. - For more dreams like these, please insert 25 cents.
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The End:

It's time to move on. This Slashdot userid was a welcome distraction from some recent less than desirable events in my real life. Things are looking better, now. I wish my fans, freaks, and persistent trolls a happy tomorrow.

What Started It All:

Suicide, sex and pennies.

The Final Fan Tally:

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links:

All of the links below have been carefully selected for all of my slashdot fans. Can you guess which are silly and which are sexy? ;-)

Don't forget to make me your friend so it'll be easier to know when I have new journal entries ;-).

Latest Links: